Oneshots of Whatever (mainly Countryhumans) (Finished-ish)

78 - Bullies 🇨🇦🇮🇹🇩🇪

Requested by: clairabelzile

"Hey, NERD!" A strong voice called. Italy froze as China and North Korea grabbed him by the back of his collar, tugging him down. He dropped his books, having them scatter to the ground. China lifted him by the arm, looking at the carefully-drawn flowers Germany had done the night prior. "Aww, did your little boyfriend draw these?" China asked teasingly. "Or did your other boyfriend do them, slut?"

"Ja," a thickly-accented voice said. "Ich did do them. If du could ever-zo-kindly fuck off, zat vould be great."

China scoffed, "Ask me in proper English, then maybe."

Then, we was down on the ground, Canada above him with his axe, an innocent look on his face. But his eyes didn't have any shine.

China gripped his stomach, "The fuck, dude?" Canada stepped on his chest, applying a growing amount of pressure.

"That is my boyfriend you were talking to," Canada said cooly.

"Yeah? And?" China asked, wheezing slightly.

Canada put the top of his axe to China's throat, "Do you want to see?"

China was silent.

"That's what I thought," Canada said. He stepped back, "Run along, now."

Once China and North ran, he turned back to Italy and Germany, "Sorry about that, eh!" He kissed Italy's head, "Hope they didn't hurt you too bad, eh?"

Italy smiled at Canada's accent, "No."

"Let's go home," Canada said. "I'll make you poutine."

Italy smiled again, but wider, "Thank you!"

"You want some too, Germs?" Canada asked, wrapping his arm over the smaller's shoulders.

"Ja, danke, (Yes, thank you,)" Germany said, kissing Canada's cheek.