Lost in bayverse book 1 [ rewriting ]

Chapter 4. Naughty mech

Sideswipe wrapped his arm around my neck. Out of nowhere, I hadn't even heard him coming. "Jeez, mech! You just gave me a heart attack," I muttered. He grinned and pressed a kiss on the side of my head. "Sorry! I have something planned for today," he said. "Really?" I asked. He hummed and nodded "So first, we go to the shopping mall, get you some clothes, and after that we accidently end up in McDonald's," he grinned. "Sounds good..." I said. Sideswipe took me to his alt-mode, opening his door for me.
I hopped in and buckled up. "I am a good mech right?" he asked. I gave him a strange look "Why do you ask?" I questioned. "Just curious," he said with the most innocent smile he could manage. "I don't trust you..." I muttered. "Why not?" he asked, smiling cockily. "That smile... something is off about it," I sulked. "No, there is nothing," he said. "I give you five minutes before you're going to ask. You're horrible at keeping secrets," I said. He huffed and clawed at his steering wheel.
"Okay fine... I am allowed to follow you everywhere you go right?" he asked. "Uhm, yeah..." I said slowly. "deal?" he asked, holding out his hand. I shook his hand with a frown "Sweet..." he chirped.

He parked and hopped out, gesturing me to follow him. "So, where do you wanna go first?" he chirped, looking around. "Let's start over there..." I said. He walked after me like a puppy, touching everything, mostly things he wanted me to wear and didn't cover much. I sucked in a breath and turned "You're a bad mech! Go sit over there and stay!" I said, pushing him towards the green sofa. "What? Why?" he whined, sitting down as I pushed him down. "because you're keeping me up..." I said. "Skye, please..."
I gave him a stern look and crossed my arms. "You sit!" I said, turning around. He childishly repeated me and watched me leave, having this grumpy and cocky glimpse in his eyes. "Mechs..." I muttered.

I continued shopping until I heard a strange noise behind me. Apparently, Sideswipe managed to get an office chair was rolling after me. "What did I tell?" I asked. "To sit... and I am sitting," he said, pointing at himself. "I rolled my eyes and grabbed the chair, pushing him back to the sofa. "You keep sitting right here till I am done," I muttered. He pouted, watching me leave. When I was done, I returned to Sideswipe who jumped off the chair. "I am not going to wait in the other shops!" he stated. "Can you behave then?" "I am the sweetest mech at the base! You have no right to make wait!" he stated arrogantly. "It's cute when you say that about yourself." Sideswipe shot me a glare "I am not cute!" he muttered. I kissed his cheek "Oh I am sorry, mighty warrior!" I mocked teasingly. He rolled his eyes and followed me around.

"After a few more shops, I decided it was enough and turned toward Sideswipe. "I am done, McDonald's wasn't it?" I asked. "What on earth do you mean with done?" he whined. I blinked a couple of times "I thought you would happy," I said. "The whole reason I asked you is that I wanna go to that shop!" he whimpered, pointing at 'Victoria Secret'.
"Seriously, Sideswipe?" I asked, crossing my arms. "I behaved... you promised I could follow everywhere you go," he stated. "Yes, but I am done... I am not going to that shop with you," I stated. "Why not?" he objected. "Because I am a mech?" he sulked. "Uhm, yeah..."
"Oh come on! That's not fair!" he whined as I started walking. "It's not fair... let a mech have some fun too!" he said, blocking my way. "If you wanna go inside I won't stop you," I said. "I can't just walk in! I need a female to come with me..." he said.

I sighed and shook my head "Please... please... please--" I raised my hands. "Fine! But only for five minutes!" I said. He nodded and dragged me with him. His eyes widened as he stepped inside the shop, looking around. He shot towards a corner and grabbed a whip, slapping my back with it. "Lay that back, right now!" I hissed. He pointed the whip at me "Something with leather would look so good on you!" he purred. "Too much testosterone. Now lay it back!" I demanded. He rolled his eyes and laid it back, touching some bras.

I slammed his hand "Behave! Naughty mech!"
"Or what?" he asked challengingly. "Maybe I kick your ass back to Cybertron," I muttered. He laughed and shook his head "So, what are you going to buy? Can I see it? Or maybe it's special for me..." he said, winking at me. I narrowed my eyes, gritting my teeth. "No, it's not for you... now let's go," I muttered. He grabbed my arm and yanked me back "Nah uh! Not yet..." he stated cockily. I sighed, shaking my head a little "Hey! Where are you going!?" I whined as he passed me. He walked up to a lady that worked here and before I could say anything, he already spoke up. "Excuse me!"
I halted. "I am here with my girlfriend as we are going to have an... amazing night tonight... do you have something spicy?" Sideswipe asked. The lady looked at me, I managed to fake my smile but as soon as she turned around I glared at Sideswipe. "That's payback for letting me wait earlier today," he whispered near my ear.

Sideswipe had the time of his life with the things the lady gave me. I blamed the teenage hormones, even I am not completely sure how that exactly works with Cybertronians. I could tell it really excited him. "You're not behaving..." I hissed in his ear. "I am just having a good time..." he whispered back,— smiling innocently.

With a roll of my eyes I walked off and quickly finished here. "We are going to this shop more often! It's my favorite!" He chirped. I hummed "I hadn't noticed," I sulked. Sideswipe shrugged his shoulders and we ended up in McDonalds. "You can use some food! You're so skinny!" He grinned. I rolled my eyes once again.