Ahh. Null Space. Black expansion everywhere. Nothing but a small, purple, transparent floor to stand on, covering a Black Death pit. What could be better?
Me: Oh, God. Shrek? SHREK!!! I'M LOOKING DOWN!!!
Infinite: You mere mortal soul. It's no match for my strength.
I looked up at him.
Me: Come on, then.
Infinite: It's illegal to punch a woman.
Me: It's illegal to street fight as well, yet people do that.
Infinite: As they seem to be able to control their own anger, you have but not that skill.
Me: You're just a coward. You create clones to fight FOR you.
Infinite: Using my skill does not make me cowardly. It shows us all of the tricks I've learned.
Me: Justice is your downfall.
Infinite: Highly unlikely, Orange of The Emerald Forest. You know you can't beat me.
Me: You're just a disease. Thankfully, I'm the cure.
Infinite: Is this the only time we could have a few words shot at each other?
Me: F***ing edgy a$$ c**t. (Very mockingly) Oh. I'm the great, almighty Infinite. Let me throw my endless clones at you to no avail. I'm sure that should stop you. Sure, I've been bested by a blue hedgehog and a mute, but I can stop an invincible monster.
I laughed my a$$ off after that.
Infinite: You dare mock me?
Me: Sure. You know this is where your destined to fail. (Calming Down) Let's prove it, then.
He warped right up next to my ear.
Infinite: Are you going to turn and run like last time, or are you going to stand your ground? Because I'll accept both.
Me: You do realize I can rip that mask off and kiss you, right?
He pushed me flat on my a$$.
Me: It's just a f***ing joke.
I picked myself up off the ground and shoved him back.
Me: Let's just get to the REAL fighting.
Infinite: You mortal is no match for an immortal like myself.
Me: You were bested before. I could do that again.
Infinite: I would wish you luck, but you don't need it. You know you can't defeat me, yet you try and try again. This is what you became. Control is nothing you have.
Me: Shut your goddamn mouth before I-
Infinite: Before you what? Defeat me in a fight? How sweet. You can't defeat me. I'm immortal.
Me: A mute and a blue hedgehog beat you. I could easily do the same thing they did.
Infinite: The kid ran from me the first time.
Me: That's because you LET him run.
Infinite: A mere flaw on my part. I didn't want to kill such an innocent child.
Me: You sure know how to waste time.
Infinite: I can defeat you in a mere minute. That kid didn't stand a chance to fight me.
Me: But I do. I know how to fight. I know what that Phantom Ruby can do.
Infinite: Dear boy. You are nothing to your friends. They only stick by your side because they know that, deep down inside of you, there's a monster.
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Once Human
AdventureEver since The Incidents he had in his past, Orange has been ashamed of his past. His mother's only request is for him to move to Inkopolis from his small town, and he accepts it, albeit reluctantly. What will happen to him when he arrives? It's any...
