"We are all here for a reason Choi Y/N," he stared you down. "You're an idiot if you think this is a coincidence."
"I can assure you, this was all an accident," you glared viciously at your roommate. "Why would I mix myself up with people like you?"...
"This is why we can't have nice things, darling. Because you break them, I had to take them."
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And just like that, the two men that were acting all big and tough were being screamed at by a woman significantly smaller than them.
It happened something like this.
Just as you were about to seriously injure the behemoth of a man who was trying to kill your brand new roommate, two women appeared in your doorway screaming at you to put a pause on the absolute agony that you were so looking forward to inflicting on Chanyeol.
One of the two women, in question, happened to be the Park Jimin you had heard so much about and another woman, who you had never seen or met but you were definitely glad to have been able to meet.
Both of which were extremely beautiful.
'Why the fuck is everyone here so hot?'
"Didn't I tell you guys not to come here?" Jimin yelled as she held her older brothers by their ears.
They both grumbled incoherent 'yeses'.
"What was that?" She tugged harder, causing the men to wince.
"Yes!" they yelped out in pain.
"Yes!" she repeated. "And didn't I tell you that he didn't force me into anything?"
Jinyoung and Chanyeol looked at each other. "Yes."
"Yes!" she repeated again. This time with more rage behind it. "And didn't I say that I was the one that initiated it?"
They stayed silent.
"Huh?" she pulled up on their ears once more.
"Yes!"
As she continued to scold them, you inched closer to the pretty girl that you had been staring at for a solid three minutes.
"Hi," you whispered coolly, still looking at the siblings. "I'm Y/N."
She leaned closer to you, also not letting her eyes leave the scene. "Chungha."
"I'm not sure if this is an appropriate setting to say 'It's nice to meet you'," you whispered back.
"Ditto," she responded, causing both of you to giggle quietly.
The two of you finally looked away from the Parks to smile at each other.
She looked at you, then down to your bat, then back to you.
"What's with the bat?" she asked, raising a playful eyebrow.
You shrugged. "Some guys were trying to attack my roommate. I'm not one to just sit back and let shit like that happen."
By now, Hoseok finally removed himself from his hiding place and entered the main area where everyone else was. Those of you not in the midst of a family feud were peacefully watching from the kitchen.
You sat on the counter, Johnny and Chungha on either side of you. Minghao was sitting next to Chungha. Jisoo and Seulgi were on the barstools, and Hoseok was leaning against a pillar at the end of the counter.
"Yeah, but where did you get it?" Johnny asked, joining the conversation.
"I brought it with me from Daegu," you answered truthfully. "You never know when you'll need to defend yourself. I just didn't think I'd need it this fast."
It had been no less than an hour since moving into your new home and you had already crossed off at least three things on the list of things you moved to Seoul to avoid doing.
'At least I haven't fucked anyone.'
"And look!" Jimin shouted, bringing all of the attention back to her and her brothers. "You broke the knife I got you for your birthday! That was expensive, Oppa
She bent down and picked up the blades and the handle that were now separated from each other and sighed.
"I always buy you nice things and you always find a way to destroy them," she exhaled loudly.
"I didn't break it!" he whined. "She did," he pointed at me.
"You threatened to stab me," you squint at him.
"I wasn't actually gonna do it," he crossed his arms and pouted.
You almost laughed at the casual overtones carried throughout this conversation.
"It doesn't matter," you sassed. "Don't pull a knife on someone if you aren't going to use it."
You spoke in a lecturing voice. One that you used towards your little brother when you had a similar conversation with him when he turned thirteen.
"What she said," Jimin looked at the pieces. "I can't believe you pulled a knife on someone with a bat."
"Same," Jinyoung looked at his brother.
"And you," she turned around to point at her other brother. "Don't even get me started on you. You really came after Hoseok for sleeping with me when you have slept with so many people's little sisters. Jinyoung, do not come after men I fuck and then complain when people come after you for people you fuck!"
Jinyoung and Chanyeol hung their heads in what seemed to be shame.
"I can't believe you two really tried to beat up one of your best friends because of me," she pinched her nose bridge.
"Wait," you hopped off the counter and looked back and forth between Hoseok and the Park brothers. "Y'all are best friends?"
Jinyoung shrugged. "We're pretty close."
Hoseok and Chanyeol nodded in agreement.
You gave Hoseok a look that can only be described as the face you make when your best friend says some dumb shit.
"You couldn't keep it in your pants for your best friend's little sister?" you asked your roommate.
Those not directions involved in the current situation snickered around you.
"Y/N," Minghao spoke between laughs. "You'll soon discover that it is nearly impossible for your roommate to keep his dick in his pants."
"Dude has clapped so many cheeks it would be harder to find someone in this side of Seoul that he hasn't fucked yet," Seulgi cackled.
You knew someone like that back home. You knew tons of people like that back home. Hell, you were like that back home.
"Like, come on dude," Chungha smiled out. "It's not that hard to keep it in your pants."
"Y'all just mad because people wanna fuck me," Hoseok crossed his arms and rolled his eyes.
"Oh, please," Johnny scoffed. "You know for a fact that everyone in this room would not hesitate to fuck everyone in this room, except those us who's related to 22% of the people in this room."
You looked around and examined the face of everyone in the room and couldn't help but agree. Every single person in your apartment was hot as fuck.
"He's not wrong," you looked at Hoseok and pointed at Johnny with your thumb. "You guys are all pretty hot."
"No," Minghao stressed. "I wouldn't fuck Hoseok, he probably has chlamydia."
Hoseok glared at him and give him the finger. "Screw you, dude."
