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𝚂𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝟼𝚝𝚑, 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟶 𝚊𝚝 𝟹:𝟷𝟿𝚊𝚖

jones

cooper:
i see you typing

cooper:
we're all victims of
the drunken texts jones

jones:
i'm sorry

cooper:
you're drunk again
cooper: 3 - jones: 0

jones:
yes

jones:
but i really am sorry

jones:
i'm sorry for breaking your heart

jones:
i'm sorry for making it seem like i didn't care about you

jones:
i did

jones:
i just wanted time away

cooper:
different motives, same consequences

cooper:
move on

jones:
i can't

jones:
i can't live without you, betty

cooper:
ok, this is a new.
i'm coming over there

jones:
thank you

cooper:
but this does not mean
we're back together again!

jones:
roger that

cooper:
where are you

jones:
blooming

cooper:
that bar?!you're 24!

cooper:
my gosh, jug

cooper:
i'm worried

cooper:
ok, i'm here now

cooper:
jug?

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single for life

not me tho:
VERONICA
CECILIA LODGE!!!!

single for life:
WHAAAAAAAT

single for life:
ITS 3AM BETTY

single for life:
IM STUDYING

not me tho:
I FUCKED UP

single for life:
ok, frick work

single for life:
what. is. it. this. time.

not me tho:
remember before you left like a few minutes ago i said i was going to that problem

single for life:
yup

not me tho:
that problem was
a drunk jughead

single for life:
oh no, i know where
this is going

not me tho:
and drunk jughead
is pretty seductive

single for life:
BETTY

single for life:
YOU'RE ENGAGED

single for life:
even though it's been two months since you started dating him-

not me tho:
YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED WOMAN

single for life:
THEY ELOPED BETTY AND THAT WAS BEFORE SHE GOT MARRIED OR EVEN ENGAGED

single for life:
do you know how heartbroken Spencer will be when he finds out

single for life:
speaking about Spencer, his cupcakes are AMAZING thank you for shipping me some

not me tho:
anyways, WHAT DO I DO?!!

single for life:
I DON'T KNOW

single for life:
YOU CAN SAY
YOU ACCIDENTALLY
FUCKED HIM

not me tho:
YOU CANT ACCIDENTALLY FUCK THATS IMPOSSIBLE

single for life:
OKOK

single for life:
WHAT ABOUT TELLING THE TRUTH?

not me tho:
h o n e y

single for life:
OK, JUST BREAK UP WITH HIM

not me tho:
NO, HE'S GONNA FIND OUT BY TALKING TO ARCHIE

single for life:
ARCHIE'S DUMB
HE CANT FIND OUT

not me tho:
ARCHIE CAN HACK!
REMEMBER THAT

single for life:
h u h

single for life:
WHAT ABOUT UMM

single for life:
yeah, i'm out

not me tho:
you know what everyone
else would've tell me

single for life:
yup

single for life:
cheryl'll be all:
tAlK aBouT mE
toni will be:
oMg whAAat
kevin is gonna be:
OMG I WILL HALP
and archie will be:
huWat?

not me tho:
that's true

not me tho:
gosh, i miss our gc

single for life:
it's been years betty.

not me tho:
wanna do it again?

single for life:
you're kidding right?

not me tho:
no?

single for life:
I WILL NOT ELIZABETH

not me tho:
PLEASE?

single for life:
CHERYL, KEVIN, AND TONI ARE HORRIBLE

not me tho:
i swear to the gal code, i will give every detail of my life

single for life:
S O L D

——— ☁︎︎ ———
549 words!

ok, afonya_felho I WILL TRY TO AT LEAST MAKE BUGHEAD FRIENDS.

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