𝚁𝚟𝚍 𝚐𝚌 (𝚜𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚕)

muShrOoM pt.1

—ITS HAPPENING HOLYSHIITAKE OMG IM SHAKING I HAVENT EVEN WROTE THE CHAPTER AND IM NOT READY YET
IF I MADE A SAD CHAPTER OR A DRAMATIC ONE, I WILL SEE THIS AS AN ABSOLUTE WIN

𝚠𝚒𝚏𝚒 𝚊𝚟𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝟺:𝟺𝟽𝚊𝚖

𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎:
n/a

ronnielodge added carrottop, kevviekevkev, bettscoop, jughead, cherrybombshell, & topazphotography

ronnielodge: we all knew this is coming  since we heard about Alice.

topazphotography: Veronica Cecilia Lodge

topazphotography: long time no see

kevviekevkev: who's side should i be on

topazphotography: MINE OBVIOUSLY

ronnielodge: umm, heLlLo you didn't even let me finish 5 whole years ago

topazphotography: i don't want to listen to a bitch

carrottop: guyyssssss dooontt doooo thhiiisss

ronnielodge: oh so this is what happened to you

ronnielodge: too many letters

kevviekevkev: at least he knows how to spell

carrottop: *nos

ronnielodge: sure

carrottop: aneeeeeeeewayssss

carrottop: ull upsetttt bettttys

ronnielodge: you're right, ar🐔s

topazphotography: no, let's do this now. it's been 5 years too late for this conversation and i need it fu-fücking-filled

ronnielodge: FIEN

carrottop: mushroom

ronnielodge: I STILL LOVE CHERYL

ronnielodge: i love her, Toni

topazphotography: well it's too fūcking late

topazphotography: she's moved on, we got eloped and we're trying to get a baby through adoption

kevviekevkev: wait wait wait

kevviekevkev: WHAT

ronnielodge: well, i feel bad for the upcoming baby.

topazphotography: STFU

jughead: STOP IT

ronnielodge: sigh, this girl just told me to shut up and you side with her?!

topazphotography: because he's fûcking smart

ronnielodge: stop putting "fücking" in the middle of everything

jughead: GUYS YOU'RE MAKING MY BATTERY GO  DOWN

ronnielodge: o h

ronnielodge: i thought you were shouting at us because bETty iS fReAkInG OUt

topazphotography: i thought that too ^^^

jughead: don't even

jughead: i just forgot my charger at my hotel and bettys childhood home doesn't have any chargers for my iphone xx

ronnielodge: i think you forgot the "o"

jughead: no i didn't

kevviekevkev: WHY ARE YOU BOTH SAYING JOKES

kevviekevkev: YOURE BOTH MAD AT EACH OTHER

topazphotography: r i g h t

jughead: just stop or else i'm leaving this group

jughead: i am literally finding used condoms all over and realize something

jughead: and then my phones buzzing up like buzz lightyear

ronnielodge: that's not how that works

kevviekevkev: what do you realize

jughead: i used them 5 years ago

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dont mind my note above, i was in the moment if you could say it. i didn't make this sad or dramatic, i just made this funny and now this is horrible writing and you'll agree with me

anyways bye
-saki