𝚁𝚟𝚍 𝚐𝚌 (𝚜𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚕)

cOokIEs

𝚠𝚒𝚏𝚒 𝚊𝚟𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝟿:𝟸𝟹𝚙𝚖

𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎:
𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚛, 𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒, & 𝚔𝚎𝚟

kevster went online

kevster: GUYS GUYS GUYS

kevster: I GOT COOKIES FROM CECILE'S

cherbear went online

cherbear: I COULD'VE BOUGHT THEM YOU KNOW

cherbear: SINCE I'M WORKING AT CECILE'S

kevsters: YOU WOULD STEAL THEM

cherbear: I-

tonnnni went online

tonnnni: what is happening here-

kevster: I BROUGHT COOKIES FROM CECILE'S

tonnnni: OMG THEY'RE DELICIOUS

cherbear: I WORK AT CECILE'S BECAUSE

kevster: YOU BROKE

cherbear: bish the maple business is kinda underrated here

tonnnni: cheryl, i'm hungry

cherbear: GIVE

cherbear: ME

cherbear: THE

cherbear: COOKIES

kevster: i know that's a code for the devil's tango

tonnnni: how did you find out-

kevster: hungry is also horny

kevster: you know-

cherbear: ok literally bye

kevster: WHAT DONT LEAVE ME HERE

tonnnni: THIS IS WHY KEVIN SHOULD BE WITH ARCHIE

kevster: FYI, ARCHIE SUCKS

cherbear: he can for you-

tonnnni: PFFFFT—

kevster: I WILL NEVER TOUCH ARCHIBALD ANDREWS

cherbear: YOU WILL AND I BET IT HAPPENS

cherbear: BLOSSOM GUARANTEED

tonnnni: ITS GONNA HAPPEN-

tonnnni: EVERY BLOSSOM GUARANTEED HAS HAPPENED

kevster: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

kevster: I DONT WANNA TOUCH ARCHIBALD

kevster: HE SUCKS AT A SPELLING BEE FOR 1ST GRADERS

cherbear: oooooooooh- isn't that a bit too harsh-

tonnnni: there's a limit for everything

kevster: THERES NO LIMIT FOR KEVIN KELLER

tonnnni: SO YOU WOULD TOUCH ARCHIE?

kevster: N E V E R

cherbear: wait- where's the cookies

tonnnni: WE BOTH KNOW YOU WOULD

kevster: OH SHUT UP TONI

cherbear removed gaykeller from the group
cherbear added gaykeller to the group

gaykeller: GASP

gaykeller changed his name to kevster

kevster: HOW DARE YOU

cherbear: YOU SAID SHUT UP TONI

cherbear: YOU DESERVED IT

cherbear: but honestly where are the cookies

kevster: I WILL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN, IM SORRY

tonnnni: APOLOGY ACCEPTED

cherbear: im gonna steal the cookies if kevin dont gimme some

cherbear went offline

tonnnni: YA DEAD

kevster: OK BYE GOTTA BE AT YOUR HOUSE IN A FEW

kevster went offline

tonnnni: sigh

tonnnni went offline

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hhddhhdgddg gimme cookies toooo and karchie- boy, that's a long shot