𝚁𝚟𝚍 𝚐𝚌 (𝚜𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚕)

gEt sOmE slEeP

𝚠𝚒𝚏𝚒 𝚊𝚟𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝟹:𝟺𝟿𝚊𝚖

𝚓𝚞𝚐𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜

jugdead bones:
im here where
are you at

versionica hodge:
im also here,
waving at you

jugdead bones:
i dont see you

versionica hodge:
its your dad whoops

jugdead bones:
my dad's here?

versionica hodge:
yup

versionica hodge:
anyways im gonna approach him and you find what room betty's mom is

jugdead bones:
okay- wait i found betty

versionica hodge:
good, ok bye

jugdead bones:
byeeeee

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cooper

cooper:
please dont
go near me

jones:
wdym

cooper:
youre just gonna feel bad for me because my moms dying

cooper:
and emotions are overrated

cooper:
also i dont want to hear your
jokes about me wanting you back which i heard that veronica told you

cooper:
of course she did tell you shes veronica cecilia lodge

jones:
i won't joke

cooper:
you will after everything
thats gonna happen

cooper:
blossom guaranteed

jones:
you've spoken with cheryl?

cooper:
yup shes nice

jones:
do you mind if i
give you coffee

cooper:
yes please, with a
5-foot long stick

cooper:
i want us five feet apart,
any closer and ill kiss you

jones:
okay.

jones:
where do i even get the stick?

cooper:
your problem not mine

jones:
sIgH

cooper:
hehehe

jones:
it's nice to see you smile, cooper

cooper:
:)

jones:
there, one latte.

cooper:
thank you <3

jones:
you're welcome.

jones:
some doctor is going to you

cooper:
her names Jane Middle.

jones:
ok then geez

jones:
what is she saying?

cooper:
my moms awake and
she wants to see me

jones:
great, want me to go with you?

cooper:
youve done enough, jones

cooper:
get some sleep

jones:
i just got here

cooper:
please get some sleep

cooper:
ill let one joke pass by me

jones:
fine, i'll sleep at
the five seasons

cooper:
actually, your dads here.
talk to him

jones:
only for you

cooper:
gtg bye

jones:
bye

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jugdead bones

jugdead bones:
i talked to betty.

versionica hodge:
and?

jugdead bones:
she's devastated

jugdead bones:
she won't use any apostrophes

jugdead bones:
she used abbreviations like gtg

jugdead bones:
and what's worse is she used ":)"

versionica hodge:
didufollowher

jugdead bones:
no that would be creepy

versionica hodge:
you knew it was creepy when you would fake cheat on betty but you still did it

jugdead bones:
frick you

versionica hodge:
no, frick you

jugdead bones:
frick you

versionica hodge:
frick you

jugdead bones:
frick you

versionica hodge:
GOCHECKONBETTY

jugdead bones:
buy me snickers

versionica hodge:
fine.

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so maybe the next chapter, sad things or cringy. that's what you're getting in these next chapters. that's it

also get some fckin sleep