The Bangtan Family

Introduction

"Bultaoreune. FIREEEEEEEE!"

Y/N rolls over and stops their alarm. Or at least, attempts to. They look at their phone groggily, but the alarm wasn't coming from their phone. They look up to see their worst nightmare...

Jungkook, with his phone blasting Fire- a song produced by their older brothers- at full volume.

"WAKE UP BUTTHEAD!"

Y/N immediately karate chops his phone out of his hand. The phone gracefully somersaults into the air, and not so gracefully lands onto the floor.

"MY BABYYY!", wails your nuisance of a twin brother, as he immediately runs to his phone and inspects it like he's a doctor checking for wounds.
Y/N, however, aims to make a dash towards the door. If that phone is cracked, they will surely perish.
Thankfully, Jungkook sighs with relief.

"Awww, my baby, I won't EVER let you near that meanie EVER again!" He glares at Y/N for added emphasis.

"Why did you wake me up, you dimwit?"

Junglebook Jones haughtily says, "Of course, YOU wouldn't remember... Mom and dad are leaving for Japan today. Get ready, or else Jin's gonna freak."

Of course, Y/N (very conveniently) forgot all about this extremely important trip. Their mother and father were co-founders and CEOs of Bighit entertainment. They were heading to Japan to view the branch there and to make sure everything goes smoothly.

"FUDGE, I GOTTA GET GOING!"

Y/N runs into the bathroom, brushes their teeth, grabs a comb (hopefully it's not JK's), combs their hair rather agressively and wears something at least somewhat presentable.

When they rush down, they sees most of their family up and about. Hobi was helping mom pack, Jin and dad were cooking, Namjoon was talking to his colleague on the phone, Jimin was stretching and Taehyung was watching Tom and Jerry with Jungkook. Yoongi was probably sleeping, that man is a total workaholic.

Y/N heads over to Hobi and their mother to help.

"Guess who's finally awake, huh?", Mom says with amusement on her face.

"You didn't break any bones, right?", Hobi asks with full seriousness.

"Nah, but I nearly broke JK's phone."

"Nice."

"Hey, if you break his phone, you'll have to pay for it!", scolds mom.

"Yeah, yeah, ok Mom."

After packing- and nearly destroying the suitcases- the entire family sits down to eat some pancakes.

"Wow Dad, Jin- hyung! These pancakes are great!", the households sweetheart Jimin exclaims.

From there, a long conversation about the density and sweetness of a perfect pancake ensues. Y/N nudges Yoongi from under the table, and rolls their eyes while pointing to the ongoing conversation. Yoongi, however, rolls his eyes at Y/N instead.

After breakfast, mom and dad call for a little family meeting.

"As Jin is the oldest, he's in charge. Namjoon, you're second in command. Hoseok, make sure Namjoon doesn't destroy anything. Yoongi, make sure everyone stays in line."

"What about me?", Taetae asks.

"Uhhh... You're in charge of mental health.", Mom adds on warily.

While Tae fist-bumps the air, the hyung line asks mom and dad all their questions.

Jungkook looks at Y/N mischievously. Y/N immediately understands him. It's time to annoy the older ones with their shi- I mean- 'awesome' pranks.

"Ok kids, just remember to listen to Jin and Namjoon. Don't set the house on fire!"

"Byeee mom, byeee dad!", the ragtag bunch of idiots reply to their parents.

As their parents drive off to the airport, Jin turns around and says, "Ok, ya'll better not set the house on fire while I'M in charge. No pranks, Kookie and Y/N. You too VV!"

Little did our innocent, naïve Jin know, it was already too late...

Author's Note:
Hey, this is my first fanfiction. I hope you like it. The reader is gender neutral, so you will be referred to as 'they'. I'm open to any suggestions and critiques. Comment and vote, if this story suits your taste. Farewell, until the next chapter!