The Bangtan Family

The Twins Get Whacked

Y/N and Jungkook are doing their homework together today. They do this often so that they can clear each other's doubts as they do their work. You see, they may be total idiots, but they are very productive idiots.

"Hey Kook. Do you think I could beat Hobi in a fight?"

Ok, maybe they're not that productive.

"What? Why?", JK asks quizzically.

"I dunno, I'm just wondering."

Jungkook thinks for a few seconds and says, "No, Hobi hyung is a dancer, right? He must be pretty strong. Did you know that rugby players learn ballet to improve their balance?"

"Really? Then, who do you think I could beat in a fight?"

"Maybe... Yoongi?"

"Really? I think he'd just trash talk me until I gave up."

"But think about it. Yoongi isn't muscular! He's a producer, not a bodybuilder. I think if you beat him before he roasts you, you could win."

"Hmm, I don't know... I guess I'll only know if I try."

JK stares at Y/N. Y/N stares at JK.

"Yeah, that ain't happening.", They say in unison.

"Soo, who do you think you could beat?"

"Me? I guess Taehyung."

"Why Taetae?"

"He's not as strong as me."

"But are you willing to beat him up?"

Jungkook quickly realises that he lacks the willpower to hurt Taetae. "Oh no, I would never! This is just hypothetical, it's not like we're going to fight someone."

Y/N smirks and wiggles their eyebrows, "Are you sure?"

"Oh please, it's not like you're gonna try beat up anyone anytime soon."

"You're right... Hey how about Namjoon?", Y/N asks.

"I can't even imagine him getting into a fight, isn't he the type to talk out arguments?"

"Ok, then who would win in an argument? Wait no, that was a dumb question."

"Yeah, the question is dumb like you. By the way, do you think I could beat Jin hyung?"

"Nope, he's taller than you. Also, I'm not dumb."

"But I know martial arts! You are dumb.", JK defends.

"Nah, he'd still beat you. I saw this video on YouTube where this guy totally knocks out this other dude only using his shoulders."

"Really? That's awesome!", Jungkook realises something. "Wait, does that mean we could have been knocked out by Jin's shoulders all these years?!"

"Oh yeah, you're right. Maybe Jin doesn't know about this yet?"

"Let's hope not, I don't want to die so soon!"

"Wait, what about Jimin? Could we beat him?"

"That fellow is short, but he's super muscular. He'd snap you like a toothpick!"

"It's not like he'd ever fight me! You're the one who always teases him! All his pent up anger would completely destroy you!"

Jungkook makes a face at Y/N and scoffs. "It's all hypothetical, remember?"

"Wait, if we gang up on Hobi, do you think we could beat him?", Y/N asks.

"Of course we could! Two against one will increase our chances of winning!"

Y/N scribbles on their notebook. "Ok, so you weigh around... 70 kilograms give or take, right?"

"Yep, and Hobi is around 65 kilograms."

"So, if you both go around, say, 5 km/ h speeds towards each other, you'd have greater momentum than Hobi.."

"That means I could beat him! But wait, isn't the weight difference quite less? Would it make a difference?"

"In this situation, I guess it would... It's all hypothetical anyway, remember?"

"Yeah, hypothetical...", JK stresses the last word while winking.

"I think you gotta stop spending so much time around Jin... Look, you're winking!", Y/N says while pointing to his eye.

Jungkook looks worried and covers his mouth. Y/N looks a bit concerned with his behaviour.

"If I'm not careful, I'll be calling myself WWH© and telling bad dad jokes!", He whispers.

Y/N gasps dramatically and shrieks like a high school girl in a horror movie.

A few seconds later, Hoseok jumps into the room with a tennis bat and a bicycle helmet haphazardly placed atop his head. "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE! I HEARD A SCREAM!"

"Oh, nothing hyung. We're just doing homework.", Kookoo says innocently.

"Really? I wanna see!", Hobi says as he takes Y/Ns notebook. He casually flips through the pages but quickly backtracks and flips back to that days work. He carefully reads it, his eyes becoming wider the more he reads.

"What is this?", He asks quietly.

"Y/N! RUN!", JK points to the door.

The twins dashi run run run out of the room.

It turns out that they can't defeat Hobi even if it's 2 against 1.

Author's Note:
I'm sorry for the late update and short chapter. I was trying to publish the chapter yesterday, but Wattpad decided to be a big meanie and I couldn't update the story.
Anyway, farewell until the next chapter!