The Bangtan Family

Tae Loves his Imaginary Wife

Since this was the first weekend with Mom and Dad at home, the entire family decided to do some bonding activities. They wanted to do something exciting, something engaging, and something suitable for a group of mature young adults.

Of course, they went to the amusement park! It was going to be very fun! Except for one problem. Hobi and Jin had no idea where they were going.

"Wow, I can't wait to make a nice bowl for myself!", Hobi exclaims.

"Waaah! I've always wanted to make pottery!", Jin joins in.

The rest of the car mumbles in agreement.

"Hey why are y'all so quiet? Aren't you excited?", Hobi asks.

"Yeah, we can make some cool stuff, you know?", Jin adds.

No one answers them as Dad shouts from the front, "Okay, we're here! Get out of the car."

Hoseok and Jin look out the window only to see a giant parking lot and some rides in the distance.

"W-we're not at the pottery class... Where are we?", Hoseok stutters.

"I'm sorry dear, we're at the amusement park. We thought you wouldn't agree to come, so we thought to...surprise you.", Mom says.

"H-hey! I'm not such a scaredy cat, you know? I can handle this!", Jin says, looking pretty unconvinced of his own words.

Hobi looks pale but says, "It's all cool for me, I'm fine!"

Say whatever you want, but those two are pretty brave.

"Okay, since that's settled" Namjoon mutters, "Why don't we split up into teams so we can cover more rides?"

The rest of the family seems to agree.
Namjoon takes a few tissues from the car and a pen from his pocket. He quickly scribbles everyone's names onto the tissues. "Pick a tissue, that person will be your partner."
He got Y/N, Jin, Taehyung and himself to pick from the lot.

Y/N chose Jimin and their mom, Taehyung got Yoongi and JK, Namjoon got Dad. Jin and Hoseok ended up as a team.

"LET'S GO ON GOLIATH!", Y/N shouts while dragging their mom and Jimin.
Tae points to the Scrambler and JK quickly goes along with him with Yoongi trailing after. Joon and Dad go to the bumper cars.

That left Hoseok and Seokjin all alone.

"Where should we go?", Hobi asks.

"Maybe we'll start with the Ferris wheel? That isn't scary.", Jin answers looking a bit unsure. They decide to go there.

Meanwhile, in the line for the Goliath, Jimin looks worried. He's holding onto his mother for his dear life and appears to be praying.

"Oh man-up Jiminie! You won't die!", Y/N slaps his back causing him to almost fall over. Mom immediately whacks the back of Y/Ns head.

"Look, we're at the front of the line!", Mom reminds them.

The ride operator, some bored looking teenager, drones out some instructions, "Keep your hands, feet, and belongings inside the car. Make sure your safety belt is properly working. We are not responsible for the loss of your belongings...", He smirks while looking at Jimin, "...or your limbs..."

Jimin looks even more frightened, and gulps his saliva. "I think this is a bad id-"

"LET'S GOOO!", Y/N interrupts.

As all this was happening, Yoongi, JK and Tae were already seated in the Scrambler. Taehyung and Kookie looked excited and Yoongi looked bored.

"Ooh, this is gonna be so much fun!", Tae squeals in his deep voice.

"I hope I don't puke!", JK answers with the same enthusiasm.

Yoongi just straps himself properly in the seat.

The operator enthusiastically gives instructions, and the ride starts to move slowly to the top. Once they've reached the very top of the ride, they look down at the rest of the park.

Taehyung, while looking down, says "If I die on this ride, I want to make sure that I tell you all my regrets."

Yoongi groans.

"Yoongi-hyung, I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet and didn't wash it afterwards.", Tae confesses.

"No wonder my toothbrush is always wet...", Yoongi mutters.

"Kookie, I stole your Nintendo 3DS."

"What?!", Kook looks shocked,"Ok, if we're all confessing-"

"We're not confessing, doofus...", Yoongi interrupts.

Kook ignores him and continues, "-I stole Yoongi's underwear because mine was gone."

"Oh, I was the one who took yours. My undies were missing too.", Tae tells Kook.

"Damn boi, buy your own stuff!", Kookie scolds Tae.

"As if you're one to say anything!", Yoongi scoffs.

The ride starts shaking a bit.

"Guys, find me a wife and tell her I love he- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!", Tae was interrupted by the ride moving.

The trio go hurtling downwards, rotating at fast speeds. Taehyung grabs onto both JK and Yoongi's arms, closes his eyes and screams like there's no tomorrow.
Jungkook attempts to muffle his scream by covering his mouth and Yoongi covers his ear to prevent ear damage. They looked like Gandhi's three monkeys flying through the air.

"WOOOOHOOOOOO!", Coconut head cheers, flailing his arms.

"I SHOULD NOT HAVE HAD THAT EXTRA BOWL OF CEREAAL!", Yoongi complains while still holding onto his ear.

When the ride finally ended, the trio slowly wobble over to a bench to sit down and gather their bearings.

"That was the most terrifying experience of my life.", Jungkook huffs, "LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

Yoongi quickly reminds them of all the rides that were left to go on, and suggested that they come back to this one at the end. No one disagreed with wise Yoongi's words, so they decided to go on the swinging boat next.

Namjoon and his dad were thoroughly enjoying the bumper cars like little children. Although Dad is a little plump and had to squeeze himself into the car and Namjoon is a little too tall and had to fold up his legs, they still loved the bumper cars. Joon didn't break anything yet, so all was well, so far. The father-son duo managed to bump into every other player and did an excellent job of crashing into others. Maybe Dad should not be the one driving the car back home...

Nonetheless, it was a good bonding experience. Incapacitating other cars driven by children, that is.

Hobi and Jin just finished going on the Ferris wheel, feeling pretty good about themselves.

"Let's go on the kiddie coaster next!", Jin points to a child sized roller coaster, most likely meant for toddlers.

After thinking for just a moment, Hobi happily agrees. Sadly, when they tried to get on the ride, the ride operator claimed that "you're too old for these" and "you'll break the ride"! The nerve of that man! Jin ate a lot, but he was not fat!

"So now where do we go?", Hobi asks.

Seokjin looks at Hoseok very seriously.

"Let's go on the merry-go-round."

What will happen on the merry-go-round? Will 2seok survive? Find out, in the next episode of Dragon Ball-

Haha, I'm just joking! Hobi and Jin actually go to the merry-go-round and see a huge line, so they decide to go on another ride with a shorter line.

Sadly, the only ride with a short line was-

Author's Note:
Hi! Sorry for the late update... I wasn't getting much inspiration... I really am very sorry...
Farewell, until the next chapter!