The Bangtan Family

Yoongi sits

Hobi and Jin did go on the Goliath, but it wasn't exactly the best experience. It turns out, that going on a rollercoaster after eating lunch is a terrible idea. I'll spare you the gory details, and instead leave what happened up to your imagination.

Of course, Mom drove everyone back home, and when they reached their house they were dead tired.

"Man, I'm exhausted!", Namjoon says while flopping onto a swivel chair that immediately broke as soon as he sat on it.

"Oh no! The chair! You broke it!", Dad says.

"You're one to say anything dad...", Namjoon mutters as he rubs his sore buttocks.

"We're gonna have to buy a new chair... Jinnie, will you go tomorrow to buy- oh."

Mom stops her dialogue when she sees Jin who still looked slightly nauseous.

"No, no, Jin you stay at home. YOONGI!"

Yoongi looks up groggily.

"Go buy a new chair tomorrow. Take Jungkook and Y/N along too. I can't go since today was the only day I got a holiday."

Yoongi nods, his eyes still half closed.

"Mom, do we have to join him?", JK whines.

"Yes, help Yoongi carry the chair, you little bunny brat!"

"Awww, ok.." Koo pouts.

The next day, Yoongi takes the twins to the furniture shop.

"Welcome sir! What would you like! We have all varieties of sofas, beds, ta-"

"Office chair. Please."

"O-oh, err, ok sir! Right away!", The salesman blabbers out, feeling a bit shocked by the blunt response.

"Here are our office chairs! This one is of the highest quality! Ah, you there! Sit on this chair!", The salesman points to Y/N and gestures to the chair.

Y/N sits on the chair.

"It's very nice, yes?"

"Yeah, this is a good chair."

Yoongi tells Y/N to get off the chair so he can sit on it.

He shifts around a bit, and tells the salesman, "This chair is no good."

"What? Why sir?"

Yoongi gets off the chair and points to a bump on the seat. "This poked me."

"Oh! I am so sorry sir! I'll find a better chair for you!"

The salesman hurries over to another swivel chair. "Try this, yes you! The young boy, please sit here and try it out!"

Jungkook sits on the chair.

"This is a high quality chair, better quality than the last one! Comfortable, am I right?"

"Yeah, it's comfy."

Yoongi again gestures JK to get off the chair. He sits on it, shuffles around and says, "It's uncomfortable."

"Sir! Really? Why, what's the matter?"

He gets up and says, "I prefer seats made of natural fibers, not synthetic."

The salesman looks stunned. He checks the tag on the chair, and looks even more stunned.

"H-how... Okay sir! I'll find a chair made of natural fibers that suits your taste!"

The salesman goes through most chairs in the shop, making one of the twins sit on it (who'd say the chair was good), only to be shut down by the connoisseur of chairs- Sir Min Yoongi.

"This chair, sir?"

"Too hard."

"This one?"

"Too soft."

"Sir, this one?"

"I don't like red."

At this point, only one chair was left.

"Sir, I guarantee you, that this is the best chair in this shop! It is made out of the best blend of cotton and silk fibres, a sleek black in colour, with the smoothest wheels and best durability! Sir, I know you will like this chair!"

In the meanwhile, Jungkook had merged into a nearby sofa with Y/N who was lazily eating chips. It was like at this point the shop became their home since they were there for so long.

"You think he'll find a chair?", JK asks, his energy being drained from him as he slowly becomes a part of the sofa.

"No, he'll never find a chair. We'll just sit on the floor from now on, I don't care anymore.", Y/N responds while shoving a chip into JK's slack mouth.

Yoongi sits on the chair. He shifts a bit and says, "No, the plastic part is manufactured in Guangdong province in China, I prefer plastic from Hebei."

The salesman didn't question the credibility of his claim and just started to beg.

"PLEASE SIR! I HAVE NO OTHER CHAIRS! I'LL DO ANYTHING, JUST BUY A CHAIR, PLEASE!"

Yoongi contemplated before saying, "Hmm, I'm not sure... What would you be willing to do for me to buy this chair?"

"It's 10% off! Please buy it!"

Yoongi gestures for the twins to get up and leave, but the salesman stops him.

"OK SIR! FOR YOU I'LL MAKE IT 20% OFF!"

Yoongi pretends to think and says, "Ok, I'll buy it."

The salesman cheers while wiping off his tears and enthusiastically bills the trio. In fact, the salesman was so happy that he offered free delivery of the chair.

"No, no. I'll pay for delivery, you're too kind.", Yoongi quickly says.

The salesman smiles and sends them off.

As soon as they leave the shop, Jungkook asks Yoongi, "Hyung, did you just scam him?"

Yoongi smirks.

"Woah, Yoongi! You totally blew him off!", Y/N says incredulously.

Yoongi just shrugs and says, "They always overprice the furniture, I'm just being fair."

Jungkook and Y/N look at their older brother in respect and admiration, wondering if they would ever reach his level of trickery.

At the store, the salesman stopped smiling, realising that he just sold his most expensive swivel chair for 4 fifths of the original price.

"SUE YOU, MIN YOONGIIII!!"

Author's Note:
Recently I went to buy a chair, and I felt inspired by that, so I decided to make this chapter about it.
I'm really really really really sorry for not updating sooner... I just couldn't find any inspiration :'(
Farewell, until the next chapter!