The Bangtan Family

He Did Not Fart

Now, what kind of job could a couple of teenaged high school students do?
Yoongi said that they should work at a retail store, a restaurant chain, or in some grocery store.

So, they tried their luck at the convenience store next to their house.

"NO WAY! You CANNOT work here!"

"Why?", Y/N asks innocently.

"I've seen the stuff you buy... Watermelons with lots of superglue; bleach, knives and trashbags; so much duct tape! Do you know how suspicious these look together?"

"I like watermelons, ok? I just coincidentally needed superglue too!", Jungkook protests.

"The bleach and knives?"

"That is a secret we cannot disclose.", Y/N says seriously.

"THAT'S IT! You are not working here!"

They got kicked out of the store.

The twins didn't let rejection dampen their mood. Next, they went to the family restaurant nearby.

"Y/N, Jungkookie... We love you like our own children but..."

"But what ma'am?", Jungkook asks.

"You're too troublesome for your own good. I can't hire you.", The old restaurant owner lady said sadly.
They were kicked out of there too.

They tried the antiques shop.
Rejected.

They tried the arcade.
Rejected.

They tried the public swimming pool.
Rejected.

They tried to become janitors at BigHit.
Rejected.

Now, their mood was starting to become a little bit worse.

"Why can't we get a job anywhere?!", Y/N asks.

"Some places rejected us because we are too young... It's not really our fault..", JK reassures.

"Wait, we didn't try McDonald's!", Y/N says excitedly.

"Hmmm... Yeah, we've never caused trouble over there yet... Let's try it.", JK reasons out.

And so, the twins journied to the House of Obesity™, McDonald's.

Surprisingly enough, they both get jobs there. Jungkook is now a cashier (because his good looks would bring customers into the door), and Y/N works in the back as a fry cook.
They start their job three days later after a very brief training period.

Jungkook, of course, is immediately met with some difficulty.

"Hey, look at that guy there! Isn't he, like, kinda cute?", A young school girl loudly whispers to her friends.

"He's not kinda cute, he's ,like, super cute!", Her friend squeals back to her.

JK was good at a lot of things, but he was not good with handling ladies. Those girls were pretty loud, and he could hear every word they said. He was slowly turning pale with anxiety.

"Umm, hi. We'd like three Big Macs and three large fries...", One of the more bold girls says.

"Sure, that'll be -"

"...with your number on the side.", The girl adds smoothly.

Now, Jungkook is turning green.

Jungkook nods, while ringing up their order. Once the order is done, he calls them over to take their food.

"What about your number?", The girl says with a smirk.

"0860 623 623.", JK says without missing a beat.