The Bangtan Family

The ARMY Family

Ok, before starting the chapter, I wanna say something: holy moly guacamole, how did this get to 100 reads?! I'm kinda proud of myself, it means that people other than me and my 2 friends are actually reading this thing! I wanna thank some people: thanks mom and dad for making and raising me, thanks madashgoku for suggesting that I start writing stories (and for voting and commenting on all the chapters). Thank you jungkookie4106 for telling my lazy butt to update. Thank you to all my silent readers, who made 100 reads possible! Thank you BTS, this story is nothing without you! I also want to thank myself because self love is important.

Ok, on with the chapter.

Jeong Ah-Mi is your average, lovely high school girl with a loving family. Her parents are Mr. Jeon and Mrs. Jung. She has a dog named Cuty and a brother named Taehyeong.
She's a bright student and also very pretty (although she's oddly tall and muscular). But she has a secret...
She's an ARMY, a huge BTS fan! She has their albums, merch, lightsticks, you name it!

Right now, she stands near the entrance of her home, just back from a long day of school.

"Excuse me. Do you live here?", An abnormally handsome delivery man asks after startling the girl.

"Y-yes.", She says while rapidly nodding her head.

"Then this is for you.", He hands the package to her and walks away. I guess he forgot to take her signature, but he doesn't notice that.

"He startled me...", She mutters before looking at the package. She realises what it is and happily skips into her house.

"Cuty!", A cute dog waves at her, "Oh my Cuty! Aren't you an attractive puppy!", She coos after seeing her dog.

Cuty, her attractive puppy, gives her a wink.

"Go on, have a banana!", She gestures to the banana on the counter.

The abnormally handsome banana unpeels itself. Cuty winks at it. The abnormally handsome banana is unphased. Perhaps that is because it is a banana.

Ah-Mi goes up to her room and opens the box hastily. She observes the package inside. She looks at the ID. "Jung Ho-Sook? Oh, ma!?", She screams.

"Oi, ma!", Namjoon whines at her mother, interrupting her tea time.

"Oh, what happened to my daughter?", The elegant yet strangely muscular woman asks.

"I can't join in the BTS fanclub with your name!", She shouts.

Mrs. Jung spits out her tea. "Oh my! It's too hot!", She curses at the tea, and glares at her daughter. She calms down before advising, "Calm down, calm down, my daughter! Oh my, I think... Yours is confused with mine! Please wait."

"What? Switched?", Our lovely female protagonist wonders.

Mrs. Jung comes back with Ah-Mi's fan club stuff. She looks shocked, but exchanges with her mother.

Ah-Mi stares in awe at her mother and her mother looks smugly at her.
"I think yours is switched with mine! Ohonhonhon!", She giggles smugly.

"Is that what you do all the time?", Ah- Mi asks.

"Neo= Neo, na= na, neoui gongshik?", Mrs. Jung asks.

"Daehakkkajido neorang gandamyeon cham jal gal geot gata!", Ah-Mi says hesitantly.

"Ganadaramabasaa hakunamatata! Oh!", Mrs. Jung continues happily.

The two ladies stare at each other.