The Bangtan Family

Jin's Jeans Are Jeopardized

As we all know, Jungkook and Y/N are intellectuals, asking the most important questions in life, using their philosophical minds to answer their most difficult questions.

"Would you eat poop flavoured chocolate, or chocolate flavoured poop?", Jungkook asks out of nowhere while they finish their homework.

"That's a good question... Basically, you are asking, if I'd eat poop or chocolate, except the components are not the same.", Y/N replies.

"I guess so, but what is your answer? What would you do?"

"I'm not smart enough to answer this question... What would you do?", Y/N asks.

"I'm not smart enough either... Let's ask Taehyung- hyung.", JK pauses, "Heh, Taehyung-hyung... How redundant!"

They go to ask Taehyung, who was busy painting a bowl of gummy worms on his canvas.

"Taetae, are you busy?", Y/N inquires.

Taehyung says no, as he picks up one of his model gummy worms and eats it.

"Would you eat poop flavoured chocolate or chocolate flavoured poop?", JK asks.

Taehyung thinks and says, "Wow, that's a really great question... I think I'd eat poop flavoured chocolate."

"Even if it tastes bad?", Jungshook's eyes widen.

"I can add toppings to the poop to make it taste good."

Jungkook and Y/N mutter about how brilliant Tae was. They thank him and leave, allowing Taehyung to continue his artwork.

Next, they ask Jimin. Jimin started giggling, and eventually broke into raucous laughter, unable to answer the question as he rolled on the floor while tears came out of his eyes. The twins let him be, the poor guy looked like he was going mad.

Next they asked Jin.

"Hyung, would you eat poop flavoured chocolate or chocolate flavoured poop?"

Jin looked suspicious. "Is this for your next prank? You better not do anything to my food!"

"No! We really just wanna know...", Y/N defends.

"Ok then, chocolate flavoured poop. I CANNOT eat food if it tastes bad."

It seemed like a reasonable answer, since Seokjin was such a foodie. They went to Namjoon next.

"Hey Namjoon! Poop flavoured chocolate or chocolate flavoured poop?"

Namjoon looked up from his work, and started to speak. "I believe that experiencing either of those would be rather unpleasant. See, life is meant to be enjoyed, not to be spent wondering on unanswerable questions. Finding who you are, and improving yourself is the true meaning of life, adding value to yourself and to others. I know that such questions might have eaten away at your mind for years, however it is best to just leave the things we cannot control to fate. Not saying that I believe in fate or god or anything, but you should leave it to chance. Anyway, it's good to ask questions, because humans are a curious bunch, but we should learn to leave alone questions that we cannot answer. We may spend our entire lives devoted to a question, without realising our lives are being wasted away. Understandably so, I hope you do not pursue the answer to this question anymore. You are young, and you have the rest of your life's to break out of the moulds that people have set for you, increasing your happiness. You can find happiness not only in results or achieved goals, but rather the process of achieving goals and all the small things in life. I think that the pursuit of self love and acceptance is one of the things that can bring immense amounts of happiness to your lives. You should try to find who you truly are, and use your gifts for the world. I hope I have answered your question adequately."

"So, you don't know what you'd eat?", Y/N sums up.

"Yeah, go ask someone else, I'm busy."

JK and Y/N leave his room and decide that their question was never going to be answered. So, they went and ate some good ol' chocolate, making sure to put some melted chocolate on the back of Jin's jeans that had just come out of the wash.

"Hey, Kook... Which is better, gummy bears or gummy worms?"

"Hmmm..... Let's go ask Taetae-hyung!"

Indeed, the twins were intellectuals, asking the most important questions in life.

Author's Note:
(-_-;)...... please forgive me....
I didn't update for so long and when I DO update, it's this weird little short chapter. I'm so sorry (༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ)