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Special humans

Jimmy: guys

Jimmy: do you think hobi and Yoongi has sex

Mother jin: why did you text the group

Mother Jin: we are in the same room as you

Jimmy: cos then we can be quite

Mother Jin: lmao

Jimmy: so you think they had sex

Sana: wdym

Jimmy: they both went into yoongi's room last night

Jimmy: and they are still there

Sanana: yep

Sanana: I ship them so much

Sanana: the definitely had sex

Sanana: i'm go back to my dorm anyways

Jimmy: okay byeeeee

Jimmy: wait I wanna hug you before you go

Mother Jin: me too

Taetae: so do I

Joonie: and me

Kookie: me too

Sana: okay

Sana: that was a nice hug

Jimmy: byeeeeee

Taetae: but like wouldn't we have heard if they had sex

Dojoon: i dont know

Dojoon: it could be one of there kinks or whatever

Jimmy: BYE

Mother Jin: guys

Mother Jin: I got a joke

Kookie: rip our sanity

Joonie: go on jinie

Mother Jin: How do you make holy water?

Mother Jin: You boil the hell out of it.

Jimmy: I give up with living

Jimmy: Tae stop laughing

Jimmy: your gonna wake up Yoongi and hobi

Yoongi: we are already up

Yoongi: why did you talk about us

Jimmy: so you did have sex

Yoongi: shush

Jimmy: so you did

Hobi: no

Hobi: we didn't

Jimmy: sure

Sanana: remember to text me what happens

Jimmy: I will

Jimmy: hobi and Yoongi just came out of there room

Jimmy: neither of them are limping

Jimmy: I guess they were telling the truth

Hobi: erm dude-

Hobi: what does nether of them mean

Hobi: I will always top

Jimmy: ahhh yes

Jimmy: i remember from our relationship🥰

Hobi: yes

Jimmy: OMG

Jimmy: I DIDNT SEE THAT

Mother Jin: what

Jimmy: THERE FUCKING HANDS

Mother Jin: DUDE YALL IS CUTE

Sana: what

Jimmy: THEY ARE FUCKING INTERLOCKEDDDDDDDDD

Hobi: we are right here you know

Hobi: i just wanted to go to the kitchen to get food

Taetae: and yoongi just had to go with you????

Yoongi: yes

Yoongi: and what about it

Yoongi: hoe

Taetae: erm-

Jimmy: it's cute tho

Jimmy: OMG CAN YOU STOP

Sanana: what's going on now

Jimmy: osnsosnksnsjs

Mother Jin: jimmy has stopped working

Mother Jin: let me explain

Sanana: please do

Mother Jin: so

Sanana: so

Mother Jin: they walked in

Mother Jin: and then hobi sat down

Sanana: and then what

Mother Jin: HE FUCKING DRAGGED YOONGI ONTO HIS KNEE

Mother Jin: AND NOW HES SAT ON HIS KNEE

Sanana: jin

Sanana: sweetie

Mother Jin: that's me

Sanana: I thought you were meant to have the most mature here

Mother Jin: yesh

Mother Jin: it's hobi and Yoongi tho

Mother Jin: they hit different

Sanana: true

Yoongi: you guys are talking like we aren't on this group

Sana: shush to you small child

Sana: bye

Yoongi: bye then

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Do you guys want a happy ending or a sad ending because I can do ether

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