How we know I will be a horrible but awesome parent:
When I'm like 25 and my mom is like "when are you gonna have a kid, I want a grandchild!" I'm gonna adopt an adorable little girl. And what will I name her?
Lizard.
Why? So she can go by Liz.
And when people ask "hey is Liz short for Elizabeth?"
My daughter (as the super cool kid they're gonna be) has to say "nah bro, my name's Lizard"
And they're middle name would be Charles so she can go by Charlie.
That's also why I shouldn't be allowed to touch a birth certificate.
