very white

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I'm very white.

My mom is very white.

She's a suburban white mom and she likes to send me quotes and memes.

One day she sent me a quote saying "Shoot for the moon, because if you miss then you'll end up with the Stars."

The American Education System sucked in the 80s.

Less than it sucks now, but still. It sucked.

You're missing the moon by like 5 light years if you end up near ANY stars. The closet star is the fricking sun!

If you're saying "violently shoot yourself into the sun"

COUNT ME IN!

I will gladly do that.

But if you aren't doing that, we got an issue.

First off, why aren't you trying to violently shoot yourself into the sun?! With your brains, it might be a good idea.

Second off, why did you let the American Education System fail you like that? Dam, you let some stuff slide right by.

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