bts imagines

teasing you about your height [j.jk]

"that rollercoaster over there. we have to go on it!" you exclaimed, pointing at the largest and most thrilling rollercoaster in the entire amusement park.
jungkook's hand was firmly grasped in yours.
"alright then." he agreed with a slight smile, before you both took off, heading towards the rollercoaster.

the line was surprisingly empty, putting you and jungkook right at the front. you were both about to head inside before a staff member stepped in front of you.
"ma'am, i'm afraid i'm going to have to measure your height." he spoke, a measuring tape in his hand.
"why?" you asked.
"this rollercoaster only allows people of 165cm or above." he explained.
you couldn't help but gulp.

"alright." you agreed.
it took the staff member only a couple seconds for an expression of empathy to form on his face.
"i'm sorry, but it appears that you are only 160cm."
you heard jungkook's quite obvious snicker at your height. you hit his arm.
"can't you make an exception for me?" you asked. you were so excited to go on this rollercoaster, only to have everything crash down on you due to your height.

the staff member shook his head.
"i'm afraid not. if the gentleman would like to enter-"
"he's coming with me. thank you." you gave a little smile, before firmly gripping jungkook's forearm and practically dragging him away as he stood beside you.
after a couple steps of walking, you stopped and turned to face him, letting out a sigh of disappointment.
just then, jungkook bursted out the loudest laugh to the point where you won't be surprised if the whole park heard it.

you hit his arm once again, faking an angry expression.
"there's absolutely nothing you should be laughing about." you spat.
"i have every reason to be laughing, baby." he wheezed. you were convinced this man's cause of death was going to be laughing too hard.
"y/n, i knew you were short, but oh my god, not that short." he expressed.
"you're acting as if you're the tallest man alive." you felt the urge to laugh along with him, and that's exactly what you did.

"i was your height in middle school." jungkook continued.
you couldn't lie and say you weren't starting to get a bit annoyed due to your sudden silence. jungkook noticed this, and forced himself to stop laughing.
"okay, okay. how about that rollercoaster?" he pointed into the distance. you followed his direction,
only to find him pointing at a rollercoaster specifically designed for toddlers.

jungkook is asking for a death wish.