And I Owe It All To You

Accidental Pregnancy

I woke up next day in afternoon.

I held my head. My head was paining... It was more like screaming.

He came and kissed me. "Good Morning ! Love... How are you feeling now."

"Ummm... I am good.. Just a little pain. That's it." I said sheepishly.

I was scared to look at him. I don't remember much about last night, last I remember some things in bits and pieces. That he bathed me and ewwww I peed in front of him. I took my face in my hands.

He started laughing and pulled me to him. "Here Love..." Then he kissed me. "I love you... And I loved everything about last night... Come on now get up and fresh up. I will make coffee for you. Then we need to leave... We have a flight to catch."

We were on the dining table having coffee and breakfast.

Akash called up... It was a video call.

Akash : hell... ooooo you both are trending on FB. I and Raghav got total 57 messages asking about your contact. Hahaha...

Raghav : But boy... That dance was too hot to handle... And that last thing what Kev did... And I owe it all to you... Man even being a boy we all felt cheesy...

Akash : Also we haven't counted those messages which have come from unknown numbers... Maybe they are scared of Kev...

Kevin : Thanks dude... They better stay scared.

Me : Well...  I will take it as a compliment than... Muhaaahhh

Akash : We sent you some parcel last week... Haven't you got it?

Kevin : Sorry guys... I forgot to tell her about your parcel... Was bit tied up...

He went across and came with some parcel in the cream box, it was weirdly sealed with way too much of yellow tapes. I was getting weird vibes now.

Raghav : Hello Missi... Open it now in front of us... We want to see your reaction. We have sealed it with our lots of love... You Know.

Me : Okay fine... 

I looked at Kevin hoping he may know what is inside.

Kevin : I don't know Love... Seriously... They asked me about this address and I gave them... That's it.

Akash : Kev... Can we have you in the frame behind Sam. Actually the gift is for Sam but useful only with your collaboration... So it's an extended gift for you too.

After struggling for almost 8 layers of packing... Which took 3 minutes... I opened it... It was two large condom family boxes. Shit... I was holding those boxes in both my hands. I was looking at like I saw some Ghosts.

Kevin laughed and kissed me on my cheek.

Kevin : Thanks guys... That was generous and... Thoughtful.

Hahaha... All three boys were laughing hard.

Me : Seriously guys... Condoms... Why you have to pay bluedart charges... You could have ordered it through Amazon... Free delivery...

Raghav : Ohhhh... Come-on... We don't mind paying a little extra for our one and only girl... Friend.

Akash : Also the main reason... We don't want to be uncle's so soon... Ewwww... And with all these days the way you both are slamming into each other day and night... We have to give you this... As we truly care for you... You know.... Haven't you heard about how the ratio of accidental praganancy is going up every day due to lack of contraceptive measurements.

Hahaha... We all laughed...

Me : Bye... Guys We need to leave for airport now... I will talk to you about birth control precautions, in personal... Tomorrow night.... Bye... Love yahhh...

When we were at airport, I got Insta alert. Akash have tagged me for some picture. Ohhh shit it was a screenshot of me with Kevin in one frame where I was looking at Condom family packs and Kevin was kissing me on chick... And Akash and Raghav laughing on other windows.

The caption was...

"We are trying to be real friends... Gift to our girl to avoid accidental Pregnancy... #samrag #kevindias"

I saw Kevin's reply. "Thanks guy's... Will keep it handy for next time...sss..."

Then I wrote. "Geee... Thnx guy's for being hero's in my lyf... Plzzz add some sanitary pads n tampons in d next consignment... Muahhh..."