iMessage 4:44 PM
me: what kind of car does a sheep like to drive?
malcum: tractor
me: lamborghini
malcum: damn it
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iMessage 4:44 PM
me: what did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day?
malcum: what'd they say?
me: it was loaf at first sight
malcum: youre ugly
me: you too mate
malcum: australian i see
me: no
malcum: sure
me: bazinga
malcum: okay sheldon
me: okay dad
malcum: im daddy?
me: no calum hood is
malcum: sigh
me: haha
malcum: just meet him already
me: would if i could buddy
malcum: it'll happen
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Calum5SOS tweeted: planning a meet and greet soon, stay tuned xx
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iMessage 4:44 PM
me: what did the juicer say to the orange during self-quarantine?
malcum: answer that for me
me: cant wait to squeeze you!
malcum: shut up aurora
me: never hahahahaha
me: are you a fucking fortune teller?malcum: depends what we're talking about
me: you said i'd meet calum yesterday, he's doing a meet and greet tomorrow and its only two hours from where i live
malcum: thats crazy
me: are you gonna go?
malcum: hell no
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iMessage 4:44 PM
me: whats forrest gump's password?
malcum: 0000
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