Calum5SOS tweeted: dad jokes > memes
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iMessage 4:44 PM
me: what do you call an unpredictable camera?
malcum: idk
me: a loose canon
malcum: these dad jokes man
me: calum hood likes dad jokes
malcum: are you obsessed with him or something
me: no
me: hes just very cute and sings
malcum: yeah yeah
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iMessage 4:44 PM
me: why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself?
malcum: it was two tired
me: :o
me: well then
malcum: calum - 1 aurora - 0
me: calum?
malcum: malcum* it autocorrects
me: yeaah
malcum: what?
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iMessage 4:44 PM
me: why shouldnt you write with a broken pencil?
malcum: tell me why
me: because its pointless
malcum: so are these jokes
me: ouch
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malcum: okay its been two days where are the jokes?
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malcum: ??
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malcum: aurora.
me: what
malcum: wheres the jokes
me: you said theyre pointless
malcum: i was just kidding :(
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iMessage 4:44 PM
malcum: still no joke?
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iMessage 4:44 PM
malcum: Attachment: 1 Image
me: where tf did you get that 5sos picture from
malcum: what do you mean
me: not justin bieber , 5 seconds of summer
malcum: ha. ha
me: i havent seen it before
malcum: maybe you arent a real fan
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iMessage 4:44 PM
malcum: what do sprinters eat before a race?
me: plot twist, i thought i did those
malcum: just say what
me: what
malcum: they fast
malcum: fuck i messed it up
malcum: i meant: nothing, they fast
me: leave the dad jokes to me
malcum: gladly :)
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