iMessage 4:44 PM
aurora: how can you tell if its a dogwood tree?
malcum: if its shaped like a dog
aurora: how would that even be possib- okay no
aurora: from the barkmalcum: you never know, anything is possible
aurora: yeah sure
malcum: anything aurora
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iMessage 4:44 PM
aurora: what did the fisherman say to the magician?
malcum: you gotta be quicker than that
aurora: i love that commercial but wrong answer
malcum: aw man
malcum: then what was it?aurora: pick a cod, any cod
malcum: cod's are ugly
aurora: dont be mean
malcum: sorry
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iMessage 4:44 PM
aurora: how do you organize a space party?
malcum: ask the aliens
aurora: you planet
aurora: and before you get confused, read it out loud and not by your friend ashleymalcum: you know me huh
aurora: hardly
malcum: patience young grasshopper
aurora: im terrified of those stop it
malcum: why would you be scared of grasshoppers
aurora: when i was 9, one jumped onto my arm and wouldnt get off so i thought i was going to get bitten and die
aurora: then another one jumped onto my head and planted itself into my hair
aurora: if i see one i will die, cry, or run away screaming my lungs outmalcum: interesting
malcum: i'll be sure to kill the grasshoppers before they can even think of getting close to youaurora: how sweet of you
malcum: anything for a princess
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iMessage 4:44 PM
aurora: why are skeletons so calm?
malcum: because theyre dead
aurora: nothing gets under their skin
malcum: so technically im right because i said theyre dead
aurora: but you didnt give the direct answer so wrong once again
malcum: no fair man
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Calum5SOS tweeted: Brisbane get ready :)
Aurora5SOS replied: FUCK YESSS WE'RE ALL READY
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iMessage 4:44 PM
aurora: what does a baby computer call his father?
malcum: uhh
malcum: he doesnt?aurora: data
malcum: makes sense
malcum: concert in 2 days :)
malcum: here's your ticket
malcum: Attachment: 1 Imageaurora: HOLD UP
aurora: THIS IS FRONT ROW AND VIP HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THIS
aurora: VIP WAS SOLD OUT AUTOMATICALLYmalcum: im just a cool guy aurora
aurora: i think i might just die
malcum: not before you see calum
aurora: omg youre right, my baby cal
malcum: smh
aurora: jealous?
malcum: noo
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authors note:
i kinda wanna write a chapter on how the concert will go but that defeats the purpose of this book being just text messages sO idk.
also im so sad i now have to wait till june 3, 2021 to see 5sos 😔
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Fanfictionwhere a girl accidentally texts calum hood's number with a bad dad joke and continues everyday after. All Rights Reserved | @yourlocaldrug • highest ranking(s): #1 in calumhood #1 in michaelclifford #1 in ashtonirwin #1 in lukehemmings #2 in 5sos