Him or Him

Chapter 14-Silly Porcupines And The Chainsmokers

A. N: That's Camryn's new hair colour! Anyhoo, keep in mind that not all chapters will be good/interesting. Some are just there because it's necessary for the development of the characters and the plot. This is one of this chapters.

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"Ouch!" I yelled as I burned my hand thanks to the oven.

Ashley's party was that evening and I had decided to let my contacts on Snapchat-who I talked to and not random creeps. Duh-know about it just like I had promised.

I was baking cookies that I planned on taking next door to Cam's place where we,as well as the other girls,would be getting ready because...why not?

I might suck butt at cooking but baking is my forte.

"Cam,I'm going over to Ryder's!" Cole's voice announced from the living room.

"Bye!" I said,not bothering to look up from my phone.

"Camilla,honey,I'm going off to the office." My dad announced.

"Bye." I said again,my attention still on my phone.

"Camilla? I'm going to see Regina and ask if we can have another session today." My mum let me know.

"Bye!" I yelled,attention not wavering from my phone as I waited for the cookies to finish baking.

My mother had recently started taking Yoga classes and it was obvious that she was doing much better but all that time with hippies was getting to her. That morning,I could have sworn that I heard her say 'Namastey' but maybe it's just me.

"Do you need any help miss?" Dorothy,one of my mother's maids,asked.

"Oh no. I'm okay." I let her know with a soft smile.

After a couple more minutes of spamming Camryn with multiple pictures of adorable puppies,the cookies finally finished baking and I let her know that I would be over at her place in an hour.

I get the chestnut cookies out of the oven and let them cool down while I went to take a bath up in my room.

I took off Cole's oversized hoodie that I had on and got under the shower head with Young by the Chainsmokers playing from my iPod.

Anyways,let's skip the boring part and fast forward to the moment I entered Cam's room.

"Did you bring the cookies?" Brianna asked,getting up from her spot on the bed.

"Hello to you too." I laughed and placed the tray of cookies on Camryn's reading table and Brianna,Taiye,Celine and Athena immediately pounced on them.

"Do me a favour and try not to get crumbs all over my carpet." Cam said,eyeing them.

"Anyway,I made enough so we'll all be able to get five eac-"

"I got my nails did!" Aphrodite announced,barging into the room and Camryn eyed her vivid red long nails.

"How do you wipe your ass with those?" She asked. "Like,how do you not stab your asshole?"

"Who told you I don't?" She snickered and a chorus of 'eww's rang round the room.

"Oh and speaking of ass wiping,you know my grandma's cat,Betsy?" Brianna began and we all said yes. Her grandma's cat had razors for teeth that could make any grown man piss himself.

"Well," she continued "last night,I accidentally sprayed water on her and she got really mad so when I came back to my room after dinner,I found all the toilet paper ripped to shreds and I swear she gave me this sassy look and was like 'have fun wiping your ass'."