Him or Him

Chapter 15-Virgin And Archelius

After a couple more turns of T or D and Joseph declaring his undying love for Camryn (he was like "She's just so pretty and I love how fiesty she is. She's such an amazing human being." and I was like "...this one right here?" causing her to throw her jacket at my face.),we decided to bless the dance floor with our presence.
   
I had gotten tired and needed some air since I have claustrophobic tendencies so I decided to go out back and planted my butt on the bench-swing thing (pushing the black bag that was on it since no one was watching.),scrolling through my Instagram feed and uploading random stuff on my story when I felt a presence in front of me.

I didn't even have to look to know it was Leon.

I could practically smell his ego.

"Hi,pretty lady." He smirked at me.

"What are you doing here?" I asked and he took a seat beside me.

"Well,I got here earlier but then I realized they had no burgers and that sucked cause I was really craving a burger and the only reason I even come to parties is for the food so I decided to go get some burgers. The rest just decided to tag along. On our way there,Alec realized he forgot his bag here so I had to come get it." He nodded towards the bag that I had pushed to the ground. Oops.

"Why did you have to get it?" I frowned and he sighed.

"Rock paper scissors." I laughed at the expression on his face.

"What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be humping against guys desperate to get in your pants?" He asked,poking my left cheek with his index finger and I laughed lightly.

"What?"

"What?" He repeated and I shook my head.

"I'm a virgin." I swear he choked.

"Virgin." He repeated and I shrugged. I really didn't care if people knew I was a virgin or not.

"Don't tell me you're doing that because you're,like,totally into the whole religion thing or something."

"Or something. I don't really think it's a big deal." The girls in my group and I had the same theory on virginity; the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were special enough to change who a woman is. "It just hurts." He grimaced.

"I wish I hadn't asked."

"Let me guess; Leon the Bad Boy is just so bad,his body count is in the triple digits."

"Bad Boy?" He laughed.

"Isn't that what you are?"

"No. I'm a regular eighteen year old who just happens to be better looking than the average male teenager."

"And the ego is back." I rolled my wand he smiled.

"And,not that it's any of your business or anything but my body count is not in the triple digits. Hell,I haven't even had a girlfriend." I frowned.

"You've not."

"Well,that's not totally true. I have had a girlfriend but I don't it counts since we dated for only two minutes." It was my time to choke.

"Two minutes?" I asked,wide eyed and he shrugged.

"Let me guess,our virgin Camilla has had thousands of boyfriends."

"Wrong. I've only had two. One in the second grade,before I knew what a relationship was but I broke up with him after I found out he liked raisins and another in the fifth that liked to lick glue." I scrunched my nose and he laughed.