Avengers Oneshots

family sized

The avengers got home from a mission to see Peter on the couch eating a tub of Ice cream and chips by himself watching a movie.

"Oh hey guys, I didn't see you there" Peter said grabbing another bag of chips

"Hey Peter, whatcha eating?" Clint asked

"A family sized bag of chips"

"But it's a small bag of-" Sam was about to say before he got cut off

"Everything is family sized when you're an orphan"

The avengers just stared not knowing what to do until Tony spoke up, "Peter we've talked about this" Peter just shrugged and continued to watch the movie

This kid is giving me gray hairs

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Oof what did I just write?