Avengers Oneshots

the bullet

Tony was walking down the hall when he passed by Peter's room, he kept hearing noises coming from Peter's room.

It was night so he thought maybe he just got back from patrol, when he walked closer to his room he heard Peter yelling

"AH TAKE IT OUT! SOFTER THIS TIME"

"I WILL DON'T WORRY!"

Tony immediately got worried and busted into Peter's room,

"PETER WHAT ARE YOU DOIN-"

Tony cut himself off when he saw Peter on the floor bloody with Wade holding tweezers with a bullet

"OMG! What happened??"

"Hah funny story, I got shot" Peter said looking up to see his dad by the door

"And I'm here to help" said Wade putting down the bloody tweezers and bullet on a tray beside him

Tony let a breath out he didn't even know he was holding "oh, ok.. I thought you two were fucking.. well Wade you can leave now. C'mon Pete lets bring you to the medbay for proper help" Tony said approaching Peter

"I mean.. we could baby boy-" Wade was about to say when Tony cut him off

"Out Wade!" And Tony proceeded to throw a pillow at Wade to force him out

"Call me Baby boy!" And Wade jumped out the window

Tony brought Peter to the medbay and after getting stitches Tony said "so.. Wade Wilson huh?"