Hyper

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SCAL TOLD ME TO WRITE SOMETHING WHILE IM HYPER.

MANY REGRETS SOON TO COME! IM SORRY IN ADVANCE! THIS IS A CRACKFIC WRITEN BY A AUTHOR WHO IS ALSO INCREDIBLY HYPER.

A hyper Grian was not a good Grian. He wouldn't stay still for a second and even if he was he'd shake on the spot.

Needless to say he wasn't allowed any coffee whatsoever.

But one day, to make everyone's lives horrible, Doc gave Grian a whole pot of coffee. Grian was so hyper he didn't sleep for two whole days! Which is a lot trust me.

Everyone went through those days slowly. Grian would fly around and throw things at people, eggs and seeds mostly. How'd he get so many? I don't know, I might be the author but I'm to hyper to function like a person, or demon? It's to confusing.

Anyway he'd even attempted to drop anvils on Bdubs! Which went as well as you'd expect. By that I mean Bdubs died once and then attempted to kill Grian.

It's only after Bdubs had finally chased Grian down (he can fly when he hyper holy shi-) and killed him that Grian finally calmed down. Because he was killed. By Bdubs.

Moral of the story? Don't give Grian coffee.

THIS IS WHY IM NOT ALLOWED COFFEE!

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