Hermitcraft S7 stuff

Essay thing about Demise

I have three drafts and h/v/v but this came to mind and Scal enabled me so-

Welcome to Zo listened to a song once, it's taken over her life and she decided that making an essay on why Everybody Wants To Rule The World fits so well with Demise.

I lost my censor so expect some swearing.

Ok, so to start let recap our favourite event, DEMISE!

So Demise is what it says on the tin- kill your friends! Grian started it to murder- I mean for fun. When you die, say by trap or your own stupidity, you must put on a grey version of your skin and are know part of the dead team. The dead team was tasked to murder their friends with anyway other than PvP, as that would not count as a demise, but could set traps for the others.

Time to recap each death I guess.

Ren- Demise Dares technically by Grian. He escaped the water tank with a few hearts and made it! Then fell and died by accident. Took the role of Grimdog!

Stress- Demise Dares took another unfortunate soul. Stress had to catch the totem but unfortunately hit the ground to hard and with non totem to save her, she joined GrimDog in her grave.

Xisuma- He trusted the Grim and paid the ultimate price. Going around Speedy Pines Raceway, Xisuma made it to the end but was trapped in a tnt trap and blown to smithereens! Joining the dead team as it's third member.

Jevin- Don't type and fly kids! Though you'd think a slime would bounce, Jevin flew head first into Mumbos building thing and was squashed. Joining the team though I don't remember him actually caring much.

Scar- The second the fall from the trap. After avoiding death at his unintentional mob farm, Scar stepped through the wrong nether portal and fell into a pufferfish trap. Becoming the fifth member of the dead team.

Cub- Mr Invincible fell to his biggest show! After landing awkwardly on a slime block over lava, Xisuma lead a skeleton over who shot Cub into the lava! Though we can all agree Cub wanted to die to set traps right?

Tango and Impulse- Friendship is dying together I guess. Making the bomb squad thing, the two decided to go through the Mall. It was in the final shop that stalled them in a tnt pit. The creator never revealed of this trap. The join as the seventh and eighth dead hermits.

Grian- Oh how the irony of the creator not even making it to the top three. Sorry G-man but someone set up a trap to kill ya' and blew you sky high! Or not since it was in the dragon bros cave. So Grian joins the team as another dead team member. We never figured out who killed Grian but it's theorised that it was Cub and Tango.

False- Another dragon bro who was blown sky high! Literally. False while in her castle build and accidentally destroyed the wrong block. Going the same way as Grian False joined the team. Once again the person is not revealed but it's theorised that Tango and Cub were responsible.

Cleo- Poor Cleo was human till the iDEA guys found their target. After a tour of the warehouse Cleo was lead into a tnt pit. With a chilling 'good work boys' in chat by Xisuma, Cleo sword revenge! The iDEA trio unintentionally sealed Bdubs fate.

TFC- TFC had a bunker since the start of the season, everyone else are amateurs. Cleo decided that killing TFC was a good idea and made a trap of lava. TFC fell into the trap to escape a mutant zombie I guess. Though decided being dead doesn't matter he just needs to fin fish his bunker.

Keralis- This rivals Jevin for the stupidest death. Who the fuck decided putting it as 'died to a chicken' would not confuse people after the fact? Anyway, Xisuma (i think, might of been Tango) made a trap for Mumbo and inadvertently killed Keralis. After a hockey egg to the wrong place Keralis got blown up. To add insult to injury, Keralis then died after the fact to the pufferfish trap curtesy of Grian and Scar.