...blame Scal. And Ren.
Enjoy more of my ramblings that I'm claiming is a essay.
Not everyone is here I just did a few I could talk about most. So sorry if a certain hermit wasn't on here. Also I avoided talking about G-man because I honestly couldn't say much? Just a heads up I guess.
So! Since Ren is now doing a Star Wars thing that I can go on for a day, I got the idea 'hey what would Hermits be like as villains!' and then Scal encouraged me.
Anyway let's start! Thank god we have a list of hermits.
Xisuma
Well let's start at the admin shall we!
Xisuma is the (mostly) calm Admin who's probably got the only braincells of the server. When he isn't with someone who can make him go a bit wild.
He would more then likely be your stereotypical British super villain. Super smart, drinks tea, sits in a very clean room all day, tea, plan to take over the world.
He's super smart with mostly everything but mostly technology. Could absolutely handle himself in a fight both physical or with a weapon. But he doesn't need to because he's smart and messes with people with his building and redstone.
Rating- 10/10. Smart man but can fuck someone up.
Doc
Onto another hermit, our favourite creeper cyborg! Doc is known to be hard working, slightly scary and very smart.
As a villain he could be a cold hearted murderer or a mastermind of trickery and could absolutely run a mafia and take over the world!
He'd use his smarts to trick people to do what he wants or intimate them because he is scary. Absolutely can hold his own in a fight and beat anyone in seconds, except certain people.
Rating- 9/10. Kinda overused but definitely for a good reason! Smart and cunning and can beat your arse!
Scar
Oh boy. I honestly don't see many stories where Scar is the villain, and if he is it's normally under possession.
No one would really think Scar of all people would be the villain! He's to kind to be s villain and wouldn't hurt a fly! That's what would make him a good villain.
He could have a otherworldly magic he controls and manipulates to his will. He hides this magic and uses it to tear and break apart the others before manipulating some of them against the others and to his side. While pretending to be to scared to fight.
If you can't tell I love this idea.
Rating- 10/10. Absolutely adore this and it's really underrated. He'd be unexpected and could be great at manipulating others.
Cub
Another one that's done a lot but again for good reason.
The smart, cunning capitalist who has already gone a tiny bit crazy because how can we ever forget Mr. Inevitable? His traps were definitely explosive.
But I see Cub as able to quite easily being able to tear friendship groups apart just from words. He is calm in most situations (or at least sounds somewhat calm) and he is super cunning!
And add in magic? Dude he can take over the world by himself.
Rating- 8/10. Overdone a bit, but I still adore it. Smart and cunning guy and when you mix that with magic you get a near unstoppable bad guy!
Ren
God dammit the one that started this entire idea. With what's going on right now with his whole Star Wars storyline.
Definitely a Disney villain type. He'd absolutely have a villain song and kill it! His acting skills make it hard to know what side he's truly on.
Did I mention villain song? Because he'd absolutely kill that and probably someone. No one ever knows what side he's actually on ever. Spoiler alert, it's his own side.
Don't really have a lot to say on Ren! But I've never seen it used and especially with his whole plot lines right now, perfect time for some villain Ren!
Rating- 10/10. Kinda cheesy but definitely could be a force to be reckoned with. Definitely use again.
False
They wouldn't stand a single chance. She'd be a actual queen and kill people who oppose her.
Can absolutely kick anyone's ass without even trying. But also is super fair? Like she has a moral code but is super strict about people betraying her or plotting to betray her.
And she probably used force to take over anyway.
Kinda villainy but not super bad.
Rating- 8/10. Would give a higher rating but she isn't that bad in all honesty. Follow the law and you won't die!
Stress
Queen of the seasons. Absolutely use this power and her harmless look to her advantage.
Kinda the same as Scar, she uses her harmless looking nature to her advantage. Not so much manipulative as misleading. She doesn't need people on her side because she controls the seasons.
She uses each season to her advantage whether be using the vines of the jungle in spring or the cold ice of winter, she can absolutely beat anyone without any help, just magic.
Rating- 10/10. Really cool idea! Not overdone or anything and would be interesting.
Cleo
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! She would kill someone, raise them up again as dead, control them and slowly spread that over the world.
Embodiment of 'I don't need friends, they disappoint' honestly because she's probably have a tragic past of why she's not a mindless zombie and able to control them. And probably got revenge on those people first.
Has like one close friend, and she absolutely protects those who she sees as trustworthy with her life- or death.
9/10- To random people or people who wronged her, no mercy what so ever. If she trusts you though (which is rare) will make sure nothing bad happens to you. And if somethin does The someone's gonna pay.
Joe
Last one for today!
Joe would monologue for hours. Half way through it stops about his plan and more about something completely random that somehow ties in with his plan, very very loosely.
Absolutely does somethin like in the novel 1984. (thank you Scal for telling me the name) If you don't know what that is it's a dystopian novel where people are very very tightly monitored! People are tricked to think everyone around them is going to put them to the police at any moment.
Anyway, Joe would do somethin like that.
Rating- 9/10. Absolutely fascinating to think about and I love the idea. Not done before and probably for a good reason.
Anyway that will be all for today! Sorry I missed so many other hermits but I could only really talk at length about the ones here.
Would y'all mind if I do a headcanon and story idea chapter next? I just got so many and if I don't get them out I think I might explode.
And if I forget to continue the SU inspired thing you can yell at me. Just not very loudly because that hurts my ears.
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