~{Gen 3 uwu}~
Phoenix: *walking down the street, humming*
Akima(don't ask): *pulls him into an alleyway and slams him into a wall, holding a knife to his face* Alright, now hand it over!
Phoenix: Hi, threatening person! I like your knife!! Oh, can I help you?
Akima: Y-yes you can!
Phoenix, clapping: Great!! ....how?
Akima: your phone, weirdo, your phone. Hand it over.
Phoenix: Ohh! If you wanted to use my phone you could've just asked, ya know! My daughter is always borrowing it! Let me just get my fingerprints off First! Oh, Every time Ivory uses my phone I get angry messages from people saying I've crank called them..
Akima: Oh my god just-
Phoenix: dunno why :<
Akima: *slow inhale*
Phoenix: Let me get the key pad up for you!
Akima: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME DUDE!?
Phoenix: I would NEVER kid about an important mission of sharing and caring!! >:<
Akima: *impatience*
Phoenix: Let me change the theme. You probably don't just wanna see my kids, so I'll change it to.. Are you more of a cat or a dog person?
Akima: *stabs his sweater, missing Phoenix entirely. It's super oversized, and Phoenix is really underweight*
Phoenix: ...
Akima: *violent and angry stabbing, continuing to miss Phoenix* D:<
Phoenix: *lifts the sweater to show he's completely fine* :<?
Akima: that.. Usually works..
Phoenix: Oh, I know you can do it!! If there's one thing I taught myself, it's that any dream is possible if you really try!! So I KNOW you can achieve your dream, even if that dream is to stab me!!
Akima, looking at his knife: I don't want to stab you, I just...
Phoenix: *lifts his arms* Here! I'll keep still!! Have at it! I'm rooting for you!! :D
Akima: ...
Ken, walking into the Alley with Ivory & Faya: Kitten?
Akima: *flinches* !?
Ken: you weren't there to pick Faya up.. We were worried..
Phoenix: Hi Ivory! Heya Faya! Hello Ken! Meet my new friend!
Akima: uh.
Phoenix: Mr... *looks around for a nametag or something , but just sees the knife* ..Knife.
Akima: UH.
Ivory: you wanna fight me, dude? Because you won't have a choice.
Ken: *silent rage, but you can see the fury in his eyes*
Faya, an angry babey: YOU WANNA FRICKIN GO!?
Phoenix: um.. Do you still wanna use my phone? :>
Ken, Ivory & Faya: *angered stares*
Akima, actually crying: No!! I just wanna go home!!
~{later, at la dinner table}~
Faya: would you like some cake, Mr. Knife? :D
Ken: It's really good. Phoenix made it himself. Feel free to have some.
Phoenix: :D
Ivory: *glaring Daggers at Akima*
Akima: ;;w;
