Coffee

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Tk: oh, heya, Ken!

Ken, sighing: what do you want, Tk? Just- tell me what you want. I'm trying to meditate, okay? This is what I do now. Okay?

Tk, holding Matt's lizard: I was just making some yummy coffee! Just making a cup of coffee here with bobo! Me & bobo makin some coffee. Ya want some coffee?

Ken: um.. Uh, yeah, sure. I.... I wouldn't mind some coffee..

Tk, putting a cup full of red boiling liquid, which is getting progressively hotter, in front of him: here ya go, buddy! I made you some- uh- Its already here! :> drink ot quick- fast- drink it- drink it n o w .

Ken: ..Tk, that cup is bubbling. It's boiling, Tk..

Tk: nahhh it's just some yummy coffeeee- you need some creamer with that? *holds up some rat poison* I got creamerrr- *shakes it*

Ken: it is BOILING and it is RED What are you trying to give me, Tk?

Tk: It's coffee, K e n n e t h , Drink. the. coffee. /now./

*the cup is sizzling*

Ken: Tk, you're a dickhead.

Tk: well fine! If you don't want any of my yummy coffee, uh, *holds up the lizard* bobo and I will just go drink it all by ourselves! Good day, sir. Uh- get fucked. Goodbye.

Ken: it's just- I don't wanna drink it if it's-

*the cup crumbles apart and the liquid spills all over the floor*

Tk: e-e

Ken: ....what the fuck

Tk: I uh. Uh... I- ....u h . . . *looks at the lizard* rUN, BOBO! RUN AWAY! *runs off with it*

Ken: ....I hate this fucking place

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