~{but its all araishiro because fuck yeeh polyships}~
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Izzy: Uh... What are you eating?
Tai ...
Tai: Bread sandwich.
Arlo, screaming from the other room: AT LEAST PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON IT YOU FUCKING GREMLIN
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Arlo: I'm gonna do something crazy.
Arlo: *loves Tai & Izzy unconditionally with all her heart*
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Izzy: ....I closed my eyes....for one second....AND YOU BETRAY ME
Arlo & Tai: *has built a blanket nest in bed* Izzy... we can explain..
Izzy: You finished the season without me.
Tai: We binged watched...
Izzy: That's it I'm sending the tv to the void
Arlo & Tai: dAMMIT-
~{meanwhile}~
Maiho: hey new Tv hell ye
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Arlo: sorry, gotta go before my boyfriends start crying. that happens when I'm gone too long.
someone she's talking to: ...boyfriends???
Arlo: Yeah. Izzy & Tai.
Them: *confusion*
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Izzy: uuugh, its so cold in here!
Tai: oh? well, shall I warm you up then~?
Izzy: yeah! Could you turn on the heater, please?
Tai: ,,,,
~{later}~
Tai: CAN YOU BELIEVE HIM?! I WAS SO OBVIOUSLY FLIRTING WITH HIM AND IT WENT RIGHT OVER HIS HEAD! ISN'T HE SUPPOSED TO BE THE SMARTEST OF US ALL?!
Arlo: flirting doesn't work with Izzy, Tai. Believe me, I've tried.
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Arlo & Izzy: *cuddling on the couch*
Tai: *just kinda snuggles in between them* this is nice
Arlo: where did you come from
Tai: :>>
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Izzy: I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively.
Arlo: hey what color is Emerald City
Tai: I don't see why you can't teach us history instead of always harping on the past!
Izzy, already unzipping his sweater: You two are so fucking stupid.
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~{after Tai got in trouble and Arlo had to pick him up}~
Izzy: What did you do?!
Tai: I did my bestpacito...
Arlo: Get the fuck out of my car.
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Tai: Wanna hear a joke?
Arlo: Okay!
Tai: Knock Knock.
Arlo: Who's there?
Tai: Choke
Arlo: Choke who?
Tai: Choke me mo-
Izzy, scrambling: CHOKING HAZARD UNSAFE FOR CHILDREN BELOW THE AGE OF THREE. SOMEONE PLEASE HAND ME HOLY WATER.
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Davis, just meeting Arlo: I'm confused.. are you dating Tai or Izzy..?
Arlo: yes I am
Davis: ....oh-
