Maiho: Sometimes I feel okay and then I’m like, "Oh, that was a nice 45 seconds!"
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Interviewer: So, what do you suppose are your three best qualities?
Phoenix: I’m gay, I have fluffy hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.
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Phoenix: *singing* When I was a young boy, my brother-
Ivy: ATE AN ENTIRE ORANGE. HE DIDN’T SQUEEZE IT OUT ONTO ANYTHING. HE DIDN’T CUT IT INTO PIECES. HE DIDN’T EVEN SKIN IT. HE JUST STUFFED THE ENTIRE ORANGE INTO HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWED. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO HORRIBLE IN MY LIFE
Phoenix: …to see a marching band…
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Arlo: Izzy, what are you doing?
Izzy: Making chocolate pudding.
Arlo: It’s four o'clock in the morning, why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Izzy: Because I’ve lost control of my life :')
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Izzy: Look, we've been fighting too long
Matt: yeah, true..
Izzy: let's just agree to say sorry on the count of 3
Matt: well, okay ig
Izzy: 1, 2, 3..
Matt:
Izzy:
Matt:
Izzy: well now I'm just disappointed in both of us.
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Dispatcher: 999, what’s your emergency?
Cedric: I-I can't find my son!!
Dispatcher: well, where did you see him last?
Cedric: Well, I last saw him in the ballpit last, but when I went to the party room, he was missing...
*Maiho screams distantly*
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Ken: Pillow 1, beneath my head, pillow 2, between my knees, pillow 3, the huggin’ pillow, pillow 4, against my back to anchor me to this plane of reality.
Ken: Pillows 5-8 do not have formalized roles, but are able to arrange themselves into a nest as needed.
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Izzy: Guess what number I’m thinking of
Ivy: 420
Izzy: No, that’s really immature of you. Guess again, and please take this seriously
Phoenix: 69?
Izzy: Yeah, it’s 69.
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Maiho: *giggles adorably*
Maiho, darkly: I'm going to fucking snap
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Izzy: well we gotta figure this out and,
Matt: I’m afraid we need to use…
Izzy: Math..
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Kae: What is the ONE thing I asked you not to do tonight!?
Izzy, Ivy, and Phoenix: bring upon chaos..
Kae: and what did you do!?
Izzy, Ivy, and Phoenix: ...bring upon chaos....
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Tai: THE EMBODIMENT OF DEATH IS IN FRONT OF YOU WHAT DO YOU DO
Matt: Roll to seduce, obviously.
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Maiho: If Pinocchio said “My nose will grow right now” what would happen?
Phoenix: The word “nun” is just the letter n doing a cartwheel.
Ivy: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life instead of death.
Arlo: If you sweat in a sweater, aren’t you the sweater?
Anya: If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
Izzy: I hate all of you, goodbye!
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