I saw a thing on tumblr, then my friend wrote a thing, and now I must.
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Ichi Maahi| Who wins: Ichi!
Bro why the fuck would you fight an android? He's made of metal & magic ffs. Fire & water dont affect him, he cant rust, he wont glitch out or anything.. You punch him and it hurts you much more than it hurts him. He does feel pain but he can easily just uppercut you and give you a concussion. Considering him, he wouldn't do that unless harm came to polaris tho.
If you challenge ichi everyone gets to laugh at you for being a dumbass
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Matthias Rozu| who wins: not you, bitch
It's generally easy to beat him. He doesn't wanna fight anyone. But uh. Once you do I recommend hiding because Matthias WILL tell Isaiah and Isaiah is GOING to end you- I'd say ask colt, but chances are he's already dead by now.
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Allister| who wins: you, for now
Yeah, Allister isn't that strong physically, but you don't wanna mess with someone who talks to the dead... Essentially, he's gonna be your sleep paralysis demon. You'll wake up in the middle of the night, unable to move, and at the foot of your bed, will be that child. He will torture you without laying a hand on you.
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Clover Kotuma| who wins: you, but.. Uh oh.
Clover is easy to beat. Punch her hard enough, she's down.
However, shortly after, you will be met with death. Raymond will not stand for her being hurt. He will end you.
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Maiho Viatra| who wins: Maiho
Maiho has a sword that can turn into a cannon that fires basically stars. He's extremely fast and strong, he can float, teleport, turn invisible.. Now tell me, do you stand a chance???
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Teiya Omoto| who wins: you, but at what cost?
How dare you. How dare you fight her. A depressed girl who feels her parents don't love her(but they do), whose brothers are both dead,(colt may still be alive, but not for long) and who has no reason to live. She won't even try to defend herself, let alone fight back. Her parents will never know, she wont tell them. Even if her brothers were alive, they wouldnt care. She doesn't even have any friends to talk to. By fighting her, you're pushing her one step closer to giving up. You monster.
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Laslow| who wins: not you, that's for sure
You might be able to take Laslow down, but even if, I mean. There's Peri & Fumihito you have to deal with and you're on your own now lmao
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Zukia Ichijouji: who wins: Zukia
Zukia can throw you into orbit if she so pleases, and I recommend not fighting her because that motherly smile will fade and turn into a devilish grin, and that will be the last thing you see.
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Phoenix Izumi| Who wins: Phoenix
If you're his friend, this is different. It's you.
But otherwise, he will beat you into the ground and have to be restrained from hitting you with his axe. He violently tore Eiyah apart, literally, and you think you stand a chance against him because he's a cute soft boyo or something? Oh honey.
And even if you somehow manage to beat him, now you gotta deal with Ken, and that ho has a gun and ice magic, good luck
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Emiko Ichijouji| who wins: not you
Dude she's 7 what the fuck is wrong with you why would you beat up a 7 year old
Now you have Ken, Zukia, and Sam to deal with and you're not going to win
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If you wanna fight any of them, good luck-
