guys he's literally dying I-?

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Ken, nervously calling Paki: uh.. Hello?

Paki: hi what's up :)

Ken, looking at Phoenix who just attempted Seppuku: um.. I kinda need your help.. Come here please.

Paki: I can't, I'm buying Clothes!

Ken: well hurry up and get over here

Paki, looking around: I can't find them.

Ken: wh

Ken: what do you mean you can't find them

Paki: I can't find them there's only soup.

Ken: what do you m e a n there's only soup????

Paki: it MEANS there's only soup

Ken: Well then get out of the soup aisle!!

Paki, in tears: Alright you don't have to shout at me!! *walks into the next aisle*

Ken: {this kid,,,}

Paki: there's more soup!

Ken: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE SOUP

Paki: There's just more soup!!

Ken: go. Into. The. Next. Aisle.

Paki: *walks into the next aisle* There's still soup!

Ken: where ARE you right now!?

Paki: I'm at soup!!

Ken: What do you MEAN you're at soup!?

Paki: I mean I'm at Soup!

Ken: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN!?

Paki: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Ken: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?

Paki: FUCK YOU!!

Phoenix: *is dying on the ground*

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