But it's just Arlo making slogans.
(All of these were made by me so they're probably bad)
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Arlo: McDonald's!
Arlo: in no way good for you, but the nuggets are HELLA good so do you really care?
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Arlo: Nintendo!
Arlo: No more 3ds! Also, no, we can't make Joycons without drift, C a r o l.
Arlo: alternatively, You get some cool Mario games, but only until April fools day.
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Arlo: Android!
Arlo: Better than Apple in almost every way, but the cameras suck so nobody wants it.
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Arlo: Cocacola!
Arlo: Why did we take out the cocaine again?
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Arlo: Apple!
Arlo: All the phones are exactly the same but more expensive and somehow worse.
Arlo: alternatively, Remember Headphone jacks and Chargers already packaged? No you don't!
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Arlo: Twitter!
Arlo: Tumblr, but somehow even worse.
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Arlo: Cartoon Network!
Arlo: Who needs good shows, we have teen titans GO!
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Arlo: Nickelodeon!
Arlo: uh. Something something spongebob.
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Arlo: Pepperidge Farms!
Arlo: All the cookies are the same.
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Arlo: Wendy's!
Arlo: Square burgers or something.
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Arlo: Please hire me I make very good slogans
