Ken stop being a bitch

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Ken: *walking by a well to get home*

Tk, from in the well: oh hey Ken

Ken: *shocked, turns around* uhm.. H e l l o ? *looks around*

Tk: Kennn- down here, dude

Ken: *looks dowm and sees him*

Tk: It's me! It's Tk! It's your buddy :>

Ken: Tk. Why are you in the well.

Tk: I thought I saw a nickel. So I dove head first. Straight in- uh- Straight into the well.

Ken:

Ken: well was there a nickel

Tk: ya damn right there was a nickel

Ken: huh. *sniff*

Ken: well okay, uh, I'll catch you later, Tk *starts walking off*

Tk: nononono- K-Ken! Ken wait!

Ken: *s i g h* yeah??? *turns back around*

Tk: I uh... I kinda need help! There's no... There's no rope. I got short lil legs and I can't climb the walls ;;-;

Ken: uhm.... Yeah okay I'll catch you later- *starts walking off*

Tk: nononononono!! You- you gotta help me out :< Just.. Go find something! Go find someone! Get me outta here!

Ken: I mean, uh... Okay.. I'll be right back. *runs off*

Tk: Okay but don't take too long it's really cold and dark down here!!

Ken: *walks back with a bunch of stones in a bag* K I'm back.

Tk: oh that was fast

Ken: Ok I'm gonna throw this down get ready to catch this and then climb back up

Tk: Ok just let me get into position- okay uh- I think I'm-

Ken: *throws a rock down*

Tk: *gets hit in the head and falls down* aH- oh GOD what was that!?

Ken: oh, sorry Tk, I think I threw down a rock instead of the rope. You Okay?

Tk, getting up: no! Issa rock! You hit me In the head with a rock! I think I'm bleeding! Aaa- Ken, what-

Ken: *throws another rock*

Tk, getting hit in the head again: *falls* AH- *starts coughing*

Ken: sorry, I think I threw the other brick instead of the rope again. I feel really bad, Tk, hold on. Lemme go get a first aid kit. Be right back.

Tk: *coughing*

Ken: *stands silently for like 6 seconds* ...Tk I'm back with the first aid kit *throws yet another rock*

Tk, who just got up: woah that was really fa- *gets hit again* wHY

Ken: sorry, the first aid kit was just a rock :/

Tk: Ken. Ken I'm /dying/ down here. Ken, I'm not gonna make it.

Ken: oh, don't be like that, you're just being a baby.

Tk: I'm not being a baby!

Ken: oh you're being a babyyy-

Tk: I-I'm not-

Ken: you're a lil babyyy-

Tk: I'm not a little baby!! >:<

Tk: *gets up* Ken. I swear to god if you don't throw me down a rope RIGHT now. When I get out of here I'm gonna punch you right in the dick-

Ken: *throws down a box of Pizza rolls*

Tk: Oh!! :o

Ken: you all good down there now?

Tk: Pizza rolls!! :D

Ken: yeahh he's gonna be just fine.

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