Karen McCormick Vs Wendy Testaburger (Re-posted)

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[verse 1]

Wendy: Aw look little poor girl from the west

Wendy: hopefully you're smart enough to pass my little test

Wendy:You haven't been relevant since 2006, and even than you where the background crying like a scared little shit

Wendy: I'm a hit! An iconic modern day feminist out for change, I've changing the game before you even had a Canon name

[Verse 2]

Karen: you want to talk about relevant? have haven't ever been present to you that in every single episode you're always a protagonist

Karen: In season one though three you can have been more annoying so naive and optimistic what were you like 3

Karen: and speaking of test have you got checked yet? Hoping from one guy to another

Karen: for paper stop motion your legs really do know how to spread

[Verse 3]

Wendy: oh really we're going to slut shame? Do even know your brother name?

Wendy: I'm the OG heartthrob the girl who made boys go wild, and what was your name I haven't heard from you in a while?

[Verse 3]

Karen: "Slut shame" could you be any more vain? didn't ditch your best friend because she grow tits and you couldn't match to her game?

Karen:and don't even mention OG you gave us you gave up your only relevancy to ride BBC

[Verse 4]

Wendy:Oh please you little brat Isn't it past your bedtime you're only famous because your brother kept dying and coming Back

Wendy: Just like Hannah Montana was to Miley Cyrus without one you wouldn't even exist

[Verse 4]

Karen: okay fine I'll give you that I'm only know cuz of my brother but but you're not the one to sit and talk

Karen:With Stan you become more elucid than a person's last so

Karen: you went from being Stan chick to being a town side chick

Karen: I rather be known for my brother than known for being the girl Eric Cartman got to hit

Karen: I don't even have a canon age yet I still slay, and I bet by 2021 don't even know your name

[Verse 5]

Wendy: won't know my name please I'm timelessness

Wendy:  more people have seen more on my character in one season did they have  yours in entire generation

[Verse 5]

Karen:yes your has more character development I won't lie

Karen: but I'm still more likeable and here's a reasons why

Karen:when people see you they think of why the girl who cheated on Gregory and Stan

Karen: Wow Your so loose I bet even Craig got to hit ;)

Karen: because you don't know my story I'm open to new suggestions, every fanfiction I'm so different

Karen: But in everything fiction you're boring and the same

[Verse 6]

Wendy: boring and same? What is another word of saying that I have Fame?

Wendy: people have to guess who you are because you barely have a name I've been rocking it to the nineties and you can't compare to that!

[Verse 6]

Karen: sorry sweetie but I'm only 6 years old I rather not have what you're known for

Karen: I only said like what? five words and season 15 and yet I'm still here years later.

Karen: I'm a hit you Matt and Terry's best project


Karen: I'll always be remembered as Karen McCormick

Karen: and you'll always be  remember that Stan Ex's

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