Jimmy Valmer Vs Timmy Burch

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(A\N This is really just a joke rap battle)

[Verse 1]

Jimmy: H-H-Hey Tim Tim, R-R-Ready to l-l-lose this smake d-d-down?

Jimmy: I-I-I'm about t-t-to r-r-ock your shit s-s-so hard your w-w-wheel chair is g-g-gonna feel the h-h-harm

Jimmy: S-s-so after this r-r-rap battle your g-g-gonna be so disgrace a-a-are going to e-e-end up living on Stan's f-f-farm

[Verse 1]

Timmy: Timmy Timmy Timmy!

Timmy: Timmy Timmy Timmy! Timmy Timmy Timmy

Timmy: Timmy, Timmy, Timmy

[Verse 2]

Jimmy: D-d-don't take s-s-shots at me until y-y-you can learn to walk on y-y-your own two f-f-feet

Jimmy: I-i-i'm leaving s-s-sky high living l-l-life as fast as the s-s-speed of the l-l-life

Jimmy: W-w-while your stuck l-l-living in y-y-your own m-m-mind

[Verse 2]

Timmy: Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy

Timmy: Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy

Timmy: Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy

[Verse 3]

Jimmy: O-o-oh big tough g-g-guy now b-b-but r-r-remember how f-f-for the last 20 y-y-years you've only had like 5 l-l-lines

Jimmy: I'm t-t-the reason w-w-we're i-i-iconic you're j-j-just my b-b-bumbling s-s-sidekick

Jimmy: Y-y-your basically S-s-scooby and I'm S-s-shaggy

[Verse 3]

Timmy: Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy

Timmy: Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy

Timmy: Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy

[Verse 4]

Jimmy: T-t-Timmy p-p-please could y-y-you be a-a-anymore naive?

Jimmy: y-y-you're such a-a-a bland b-b-boring character y-y-you practically n-n-need me

Jimmy:I'm t-t-the comedy r-r-relief I'm t-t-the reason y-y-you're not b-b-boring w-w-without me y-y-you be a o-o-one-trick p-p-pony

[Verse 4]

Timmy: Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy

Timmy: Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy

Timmy: Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy

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