(A/N try not to let who you ship to determine who wins)
[Verse 1]
Stan:Hey Fat-ass so slow I can even out rap in this rap attack
Stan: Me and Kyle is a ship that never goes out of style
Stan:Were the classic story stand of best friends to lovers
Stan:You nothing more than our fat kinda friend
[Verse 1]
Cartman:I'll kick your ass in this rap battle like Wendy you ass to the curb
Cartman:You think your best? For "best friends" you sure abandoned each other when the other is in trouble
Cartman:Me and Kyle have love-hate relationship based on mutual respect weather were fighting or working together were a power couple that can't be bested
[Verses 2]
Stan: mutual respect? If Heidi was here she would Sure have a laugh at the audacity of you saying that
Stan: you're a liar you're a manipulator, do I have to say anything else give it a try to convince me otherwise
[Verse 2]
Cartman:Here a little difference between you and me
Cartman:When I'm an dick I can admit it, You have your head so far up your ass you can't even smell your own shit
[Verse 3]
Stan: Speaking of smelling shit, You can't even admit that your not a straight, According to Matt and Trey I'm Canonly not straight
Stan:I'm an Iconic animal lover with passion for love, Your fat tub of ass who has to cheat at math
[Verse 3]
Cartman:Hey don't up cheating when your talking me, I was at least loyal to Heidi and she was to me
Cartman:Your last girlfriend cheated on you some many time and even had a crush on me
Cartman:Everyone you have always come to me ;)
[Verse 4]
Stan:Come to you? Oh boy do I have some news for you were voted the most hated character almost 9 times
Stan: Most of the South Park fan ships you with no one and even then they still believe you should just go away like Pip and Damian
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Rap Battle
MizahWatch fun little and rap battles, Just fun send random rap battle by made up. Nothing taken seriously, Just good old fun lol
