Rap Battle

Kyle Broflovski Vs Eric Cartman

[Verse 1]

Kyle:The Torah say that we have to forgive and forget but with you I want to completely forget

Kyle:My entire life I had to spend it with you Fatman

Kyle:Your basic, racist, and typically the least favorite character in almost any situation

Kyle:With comedy so tasteless makes Amy Schumer looks like the greatest

[Verses 1]

Cartman: I'm not a Fat-ass you jack-ass, I'm big bond, Speaking of bone do you maybe want to take a little break from this battle so you and Stan can be alone?

Cartman: I'm going your ass through the dirt your your going to need to pull out your butt cream again

Cartman: Because your going to get when I'm done with you your hemorrhoids will appear again

[Verse 2]

Kyle:God your obsessed with my ass, Your morbidly obese pain in back

Kyle:Your talentless, psychopathic, fat idiot who needs his mommy when he gets to into any conflict.

[Verse 2]

Cartman: Don't bring up mom's when yours a fat bitch and your dad's a weak dick prick

Cartman:You can't match shit you stupid Jew trying to go against me is something you will definitely lose

[Verse 3]

Kyle: Don't call my mom a bitch when everyone in town have seen your mom's vagina/dick

Kyle:You can't even live without KFC went on a whole rampage because your small dick

Kyle:Take a hit you aren't shit your complete dead weigh in the Human race

[Verse 3]

Cartman:Fuck the Human race and fuck you too you stupid Jew

Cartman: Living with Canadian brother who looks like a sesame Street garbage dumpster

Cartman: You listed ugliest boy in school and Stan's most annoying boy toy

[Verse 4]

Kyle:At least someone wants to hit, according to South Park Wikipedia I'm Fan favorite

Kyle:And according to Wikipedia Their's a petition to have you dead

[Verse 4]

Cartman:Fuck Wikipedia and fuck you too

Cartman:your a stupid Jew and your burn in hell too, To quotes someone better than you
"Screw you, I'm going home"

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Requested by

-KyleBroflovski