[Verse 1]
Craig: Hey babe look at these two look the two rejects of the kid version Howard and Harold McBride
Tweek: Just your typical straight guys that fan girls try so hard to make gay, When in reality your just a has been ship that will eventually fade away
[Verse 1]
Cylde: Look at these two clowns who think they can match to us, Hey Craig how was your last date with Thomas
Token: We may not be cannon but our relationship is strong, Were still fan favorite and going strong
[Verse 2]
Craig:fan favorite your just a copy cut version of us, Of a strong guy and someone he needs to take care of
Tweek: Your plain and vain with zero originality, You make the relationship between Lois and Peter completely nice and healthy
[Verse 2]
Clyde: Were not original? You literally created for fast service and publicity
Token:Your relationship would be history if Matt and Terry didn't do a quick Google search
[Verse 3]
Craig: Talking a lot of shit about Google when your ship basically lives there alone with the other non- canon ships like KennyXCartman's and Bradley X Token
Tweek: Your unbelievably forgettable, so irrelevant, talentless and tasteless that your ever mentioned when me and Craig are the center of attention
[Verse 3]
Clyde: you two are so toxic that's makes me sick, your absolute need to be attached by the hip is really pathetic
Token:Not to mention your relationship started you beating the shit out of each other like absolute maniacs
[Verse 4]
Tweek: Maniacs huh? kinda find it curious how the fact either of even dated a guy
Craig:You need to take serval seat and leave the gay ships to the professionals you wanna be us asshole
[Verse 4]
Clyde: Fuck you jackass, More annoying then when Tweek scream in your ear while you sleep
Token: Don't mess with better were better version of you, more original, less scripted, and more like you
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Rap Battle
HumorWatch fun little and rap battles, Just fun send random rap battle by made up. Nothing taken seriously, Just good old fun lol
