[Verse 1]
Firkle: Look at a Canadian conformist mess
Firkle: Looking like a reject muppet from Kermit and friends
Firkle: An add addition to a family train wreck
[Verse 1]
Ike: Want to talk about a train wreck? Why don’t we talk about your goth friends who get way more screen time
Ike: Or how about you didn’t have a canon name until 2013?
Ike: I’m the kindergarten king while the poser in the background
[Verse 2]
Firkle: Don’t call me a Poser when your brother and mother seem to shift characters in every other episode
Firkle: Or maybe you can go to your trolling father and ask him how to control his “haters”
Firkle: With a family so messed up you give the Myka Stauffer a good name
[Verse 2]
Ike: Will if your gonna take a shot at my family I should do the same
Ike: Oh wait? I can’t because your character is so lame a family for you isn’t something anyone bothers to make
Ike: You had like one line in seasons 7 and a bit more in 17 but that doesn’t change that you were made to hide backstage
[Verse 3]
Firkle: I may be in the background but that doesn’t mean I don’t have clout
Firkle: I’m the highlight in any show
Firkle: And your just and your just an ugly clone of Betty Boogie, So you can kick the baby bye bye hoe
[Verse 3]
Ike: You well-liked that all the fan art can’t ever make you relevant or even close to my level
Ike: I’ve been a teen, banged my teacher, and stood up for my country, and I’m sorry what did you do?
Ike: I’m iconic while you’re a phase for emo teens
[Verse 4]
Firkle: Don’t call me emo, Looking like something you get as a McDonalds prize
Firkle: I’m the edgy, dark king that everyone wants to be
Firkle: While the annoying kid that like me try to avoid like a bee sting
[Verse 4]
Ike: I’m the greatest while your overrated, I shine in every episode while all you do smoke
Ike: No matter what I’m doing, who I’m doing, and why I’m doing it I still glow
Ike: I’ll be remembered for my comedy, face, and cuter personality and you’ll be remembered as the goth kid we sometimes see
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Rap Battle
MizahWatch fun little and rap battles, Just fun send random rap battle by made up. Nothing taken seriously, Just good old fun lol
