Meanwhile at the Happy Hotel, Charlie was having to listen to Vaggie and Alastor argue once more.
Vaggie: For God's sake can you shut the hell up!?
Alastor: I'm surprised you're still alive with that attitude but I must ask, did you enter this country legally?
After being offended, Vaggie was fucking pissed.
Vaggie: Hey Alastor, How your mother doing?
Alastor had heard enough, both of them put their hands on each other neck and grabbed a knife. Before any blood was shed Charlie stopped them both.
Charlie: ENOUGH!
When she yelled that out Vaggie and Alastor quickly sat down with scared smiles on their face as Charlie turned into her demon form.
Charlie: I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH TWO BITCHING AT EACH OTHER LIKE FUCKING BABIES! *pointing at Vaggie* YOU STOP BEING DISTRUSTFUL TOWARDS MEN *Charlie pointing to Alastor* AND YOU STOP BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE! FOR NOW ON DO NOT EVEN LOOK AT ONE ANOTHER, DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!
Vaggie and Alastor: yes ma'am
Charlie calmed down and turned back to her normal form.
Charlie: (Happily) Good! Vaggie does it mind if I speak to you in privacy?
Alastor walked out of Charlie's Office immediately grinning as soon as he walked out the door.
Vaggie: What do you need?
Charlie: I wanted to talk to you about your behavior towards guys, I understand what happened to you and I'm sorry, but we need to keep a positive image for the hotel.
Vaggie: Charlie you know how I am around gu-
Charlie: I'm not asking for much, I just want you to be more open towards others, not just me... okay?
Vaggie sighed and gave a tired smile.
Vaggie: Okay, I just feel like you trust Alastor more than me o-or he's trying to get to you in some way.
Charlie: Of course I trust you more, you just worry to much.
Vaggie: I only worry because of you.
Vaggie put her arms around her and kissed her, Charlie took her jacket off, Vaggie was unbuttoning Charlie's shirt as Angel Dust ran into the room.
Angel Dust: CHARLIE! Yo- am I interrupting something?
Vaggie: No shit Sherlock!
Charlie and Vaggie were a bit annoyed but they understood it was urgent.
Charlie: What do you need Angel? we're kinda in the middle of something.
Angel Dust: You gotta see the news QUICK!
Charlie and Vaggie looking worried put their clothes back on and ran downstairs to the hotel lobby to see Husk on the couch using Niffty as a footrest when the 666 news channel came on.
Katie Killjoy: Good Afternoon folks! For tonight's story a human that's right a HUMAN entered hell and started killing everyone on sight! We don't know how he got here and we don't fucking care, I'm here with a Tom Thomson, a witness from the attack to tell us what happened.
Tom Thomson: So this guy came down from some nearby balcony and I ordered my guys to start shooting him, but this green fuckface killed all of my men! So hear I am trying to find shelter from this crazy mofo and that's where I ran into you guys.
Katie Killjoy: Our mysterious green guest is now heading towards the dumbass princess and her puny hotel! Coming up next, some bimbo
tries to shove a brick down her vagina.
Charlie had heard enough and shut the TV off.
Husk: Hey! I was watching that!
Charlie sat down anxious about the news as Angel came to comfort her.
Angel Dust: Don't worry about it kid, her show's as fake as her tits, she's probably lying.
As soon as he said that The Doom Slayer punched the door open.
Niffty: CMON I JUST HAD THAT DOOR REPLACED!
Everyone got behind the couch to come up with a plan.
Alastor: I say we attack him, there are 7 of us so we can send two on each side and three from behind.
Charlie: Or we can just talk to him, he seems like a nice guy.
Angel Dust: Tell that to the people he murdered early today.
Vaggie: For once Angel's right, Charlie you can't talk to him that guy's a maniac!
Angel Dust: Yeah yo- wait. WHATCHA MEAN BY "FOR ONCE"?!
Charlie: Don't worry guys I got this.
Charlie came from behind the couch and walked up to the Slayer and talked to him.
Charlie: Woah there big guy... let's just talk this out and maybe we can help you get back to Earth, okay?
Charlie gave him a smile but The Slayer remained silent.
Charlie: Right... can you write your name on a piece of paper?
Angel Dust and Vaggie got Charlie a pen and notebook and handed it to The Doom Slayer as he wrote his name down on the notebook.
Angel Dust: "The Doom Slayer" can we just call you Doomguy?
The Doom Slayer (now called Doomguy) gave him a nod and wrote more down on the notebook given to him.
Vaggie: "I'm looking for the Order of the Deag, they are responsible for the invasion" The Who?
Husk: What's this all about an invasion 'n shit?
Doomguy pulled out a small but futuristic radio device thingy as the radio broadcast the gang (Except for Alastor) listened in horror.
Radio: "Fall back now!" "Their killing everyone! Please help us!" (Generic shit like that)
The radio cuts to static.
Vaggie: Damn...
Angel Dust: So you want us to help you? Fine.... just give me a little something in return baby...
Angel seductively places his arms around Doomguy so he shoved him off.
Charlie: Alright, we'll help save Earth. But how are we going get to Earth.
As Charlie was thinking, Husk turned the TV back on and this commercial played:
At that point Angel had an idea...
Vaggie: you're not suggesting who I think you're suggesting right?
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To Hell(s) and Back: A Doom x Hazbin Hotel Crossover fanfiction
FanfictionThe Doom Slayer is joining forces with the main cast of Hazbin Hotel to Defeat the forces of hell! (MAJOR SPOILERS FOR DOOM ETERNAL) DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT CANON BUT I WILL TRY TO STICK TO THE ORIGINAL SOURCE MATERIAL AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE I also ad...
