[19] What the zodiacs do while on quarantine

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What the zodiacs do while on quarantine

Aries: Shopping at Walmart with Nemesis for more toilet paper and hand sanitizer because they were all out (read Gemini and Scorpio to understand)

Taurus: Dressing up as an Amazon box and admiring a picture of Katy Perry dressed as hand sanitizer (see picture above)

Gemini: Showering in Purell hand sanitizer

Cancer: Wearing hazmat suits with Leo while panicking and trying to social distance

Leo: Wearing hazmat suits with Cancer while trying to calm them down

Virgo: Wondering where it all went wrong and pointing out the fact that the beans are burning

Libra: Burning the beans you were cooking on the stove

Scorpio: Wasting all the toilet paper to build a fort, meanwhile Jeff is still in bathroom, failing to aim for the flipping toilet, and waiting on someone to bring his nasty *ss some toilet paper

Sagittarius: Threatening to tell on Libra for burning the beans

Capricorn: Doing random things like jumping off the stairs, eating salamanders, jumping out of windows, and being scolded by Aquarius

Aquarius: Scolding Capricorn for acting a fool

Pisces and Ophiuchus: Plotting Offender's murder

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