What the zodiacs do while on quarantine
Aries: Shopping at Walmart with Nemesis for more toilet paper and hand sanitizer because they were all out (read Gemini and Scorpio to understand)
Taurus: Dressing up as an Amazon box and admiring a picture of Katy Perry dressed as hand sanitizer (see picture above)
Gemini: Showering in Purell hand sanitizer
Cancer: Wearing hazmat suits with Leo while panicking and trying to social distance
Leo: Wearing hazmat suits with Cancer while trying to calm them down
Virgo: Wondering where it all went wrong and pointing out the fact that the beans are burning
Libra: Burning the beans you were cooking on the stove
Scorpio: Wasting all the toilet paper to build a fort, meanwhile Jeff is still in bathroom, failing to aim for the flipping toilet, and waiting on someone to bring his nasty *ss some toilet paper
Sagittarius: Threatening to tell on Libra for burning the beans
Capricorn: Doing random things like jumping off the stairs, eating salamanders, jumping out of windows, and being scolded by Aquarius
Aquarius: Scolding Capricorn for acting a fool
Pisces and Ophiuchus: Plotting Offender's murder
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Creepypasta Zodiacs [FINISHED]
FanfictionThe title of this 'book' says it all...This is cringe, I wish I could forget that I ever made this book (;'༎ຶٹ༎ຶ') P.S. If there were any zodiacs that were left blank, it's because you get to decide what happens