[62] Why your dear author whooped you with a belt

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Why I whooped you with a belt, I'm gonna apologize in advance, I'm sorry-

Aries: Eh, you snitched on Ophiuchus...No whooping for you today...

Gemini: You didn't flush the toilet and had framed Pisces for it...You got away

Cancer: You didn't get whooped...You had actually gotten away with raiding the fridge...

Leo: YOU FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE BEANS...I'm getting my chancla for this one, hold on-

Virgo and Cancer: You two got whooped for arguing with each other at 4 in the morning while I was tryna sleep (Unrealistic tbh, I don't go to bed until 4:30 in the morning...I really should stop doing that-)

Libra: You had thrown away your dinner...How dare you throw those beans away, esta cuckoo!?  If you throw away de beans, what are we gonna eat for dinner!?

Scorpio: You didn't do anything wrong, so you're fine

Sagittarius and Taurus: You guys were running a shop lifting ring and got whooped...Y'all had it coming

Capricorn: You were caught doing DRUGS...(Don't do drugs, or I will skin you alive...)

Aquarius: You also did not do anything wrong, also good

Pisces: Gemini framed you...(I'm so sorry-)

Ohiuchus: YOU THREW A BRICK AT SALLY...I'm just gonna go get my paddle so I can whoop your as-

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