Why I whooped you with a belt, I'm gonna apologize in advance, I'm sorry-
Aries: Eh, you snitched on Ophiuchus...No whooping for you today...
Gemini: You didn't flush the toilet and had framed Pisces for it...You got away
Cancer: You didn't get whooped...You had actually gotten away with raiding the fridge...
Leo: YOU FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE BEANS...I'm getting my chancla for this one, hold on-
Virgo and Cancer: You two got whooped for arguing with each other at 4 in the morning while I was tryna sleep (Unrealistic tbh, I don't go to bed until 4:30 in the morning...I really should stop doing that-)
Libra: You had thrown away your dinner...How dare you throw those beans away, esta cuckoo!? If you throw away de beans, what are we gonna eat for dinner!?
Scorpio: You didn't do anything wrong, so you're fine
Sagittarius and Taurus: You guys were running a shop lifting ring and got whooped...Y'all had it coming
Capricorn: You were caught doing DRUGS...(Don't do drugs, or I will skin you alive...)
Aquarius: You also did not do anything wrong, also good
Pisces: Gemini framed you...(I'm so sorry-)
Ohiuchus: YOU THREW A BRICK AT SALLY...I'm just gonna go get my paddle so I can whoop your as-
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Creepypasta Zodiacs [FINISHED]
FanfictionThe title of this 'book' says it all...This is cringe, I wish I could forget that I ever made this book (;'༎ຶٹ༎ຶ') P.S. If there were any zodiacs that were left blank, it's because you get to decide what happens