The signs when someone is hiding under their bed (Oh boy...)
Aries: There's no one under your bed...You haven't cleaned under it in 3 years now, god only knows what filth is under your bed
Taurus: *Too busy doing homework to care*
Gemini: "Sally, if that's you again, get out from under there..."
Cancer: *Just got out of the shower and is getting dressed* "Hmmm" *notices someone under the bed* "Get out of here before you see something you won't be able to unsee!"
Leo: "I swear if that nigga is under my bed again-"
Virgo: "Oh? Your hiding under my bed again? Well go make yourself useful and clean up under my bed while you are there, there's a lot of trash under my bed that I just couldn't find the time to clean up, here ya go" *throws a broom and mop under the bed*
Libra: *Too busy eating beans to notice* (Don't spill beans all over your bed again Libra!!!)
Scorpio: "Get out of my room before I shove my foot up your arse..."
Sagittarius: *Way too busy watching hent-anime on their phone to notice that someone is under their bed*
Capricorn: "EJ! There's a monster under my bed again!"
Aquarius: "Um, sir, or ma'am, could you please go?"
Pisces: Do my homework for me peasant, you clearly don't have anything better to do since you're hiding under beds tryna rob and kill people!"
Ohiuchus: "Get out you sick pervert!"
Dear Leo, use me as an N word pass so no one gets in trouble
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Creepypasta Zodiacs [FINISHED]
FanfictionThe title of this 'book' says it all...This is cringe, I wish I could forget that I ever made this book (;'༎ຶٹ༎ຶ') P.S. If there were any zodiacs that were left blank, it's because you get to decide what happens