When the signs walk in on someone worshipping a shrek shrine
Aries: "TF are you worshipping Shrek...without me!?" *Joins*
Taurus: "Well, I cant unsee that..." *walks away*
Gemini: *Joins them*
Cancer: ". . .I'm going to go look for my therapist now..."
Leo: *Also joins them*
Virgo: *Throwing holy water at them*
Libra: *Have you seen my- . . .NOPE" *Slowly exits the room*
Scorpio: "Go put away your laundry and worship Shrek on your own time"
Sagittarius: "That's just whats wrong with you crazy people these days..."
Capricorn: *Records it from afar to use as blackmail later*
Aquarius and Ophiuchus: *Calmly walks over to the shrine and spits on it*
Pisces: *Is the one worshipping their Shrek shrine*
Do people actually worship Shrek shrines...?
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Creepypasta Zodiacs [FINISHED]
FanfictionThe title of this 'book' says it all...This is cringe, I wish I could forget that I ever made this book (;'༎ຶٹ༎ຶ') P.S. If there were any zodiacs that were left blank, it's because you get to decide what happens