Creepypasta Zodiacs [FINISHED]

[83] The Signs in Court [2K SPECIAL]

UNDER HEAVY REVISION AS OF 3/20/21

Things to know before you start:

The jury consists of Aquarius, EJ, Leo, Jane the Killer, Masky, Hoodie, Virgo, Aquarius, Taurus, Pisces, Aries, and Ophiuchus...

Scorpio is the bailiff

Libra is the prosecutor

Gemini is the defendant

Cancer is just sorta there to assist

Sagittarius is there just in case anyone tries anything

P.S. I might have gotten some of these mixed up, but I don't know much about court stuff, oh well...

The signs in court/jury duty (You guys are in court because Gemini was on trial for robbing a jewelry store)

"All rise for the honorable Judge Angels" Said Cancer

"Oh um, Yoo-hoo!  Yoo-hoo!" Shouted Taurus, trying their best to get the attention of Judge Angels

"Yes, Taurus?" Asked Judge Angels, slightly annoyed...She knew how annoying Taurus could be sometimes...

"Quick question, your honorable judgeship, I'm Taurus, juror three, now, uh, during the proceedings, if nature should say, happen to call...Will there be, uh, you know, potty breaks?" Asked Taurus

"Yes Taurus, there will be recessions..." Judge Angels said

"Oh good, you see, I'm not asking for myself, you know, I'm asking for my friend, Leo, juror number four!" Said Taurus, pointing to the poor Leo that was sitting in the seat next to the left of them.

Leo quickly perked up and looked at Taurus with an expression that said "The hell!?"

"Let's just say, Leo's bladder ain't what it used to be!" Said Taurus, causing the rest of the jury behind them to start snickering at Leo.

Virgo, who was sitting in the seat on the right side of Taurus stood up and whispe-shouted " Taurus! WTF is wrong with you!?" and quickly ushered them to sit down and shut up.

"We are surrounded by idiots..." Aquarius mumbled, glaring at Taurus and Leo

"Alright jurors, let me make your job simple for you today, Gemini here, is on trial for robbing the Lahey jewelry store...This should be simple, we have footage from the surveillance video of Gemini walking into the store, and stealing three bags of jewelry worth about 20,000 dollars..." Said Libra

"I cannot believe Libra would do that though...Actually, I can..." Cancer thought to themself, disappointed in Libra

"Bailiff, do you mind setting up the monitor so the courtroom can watch the crime that Gemini was foolish enough to commit?" Asked Libra

"Ok..." Said Sagittarius as they set up the monitor

"Oh good grief....I didn't even rob the store, heck! I don't even wear jewelry that often! I mean, every now and then I might buy a $4000 bracelet, but still!"  Gemini thought to themself, rolling their eyes

Pisces starts sniffing the air...

"Pisces, what the hell are you doing!?" EJ whisper-shouted at said Pisces

"Oh, sorry not sorry, it's just that...*SNIFFFFFFF* The air in here is so, *INHALEEEE* so dry and-" Pisces said

"Alright! I've got it set up now..." Gemini said, cutting off Pisces